So I was thinkin about it and I thought…hey…what if Elsa was really The Thing from John Carpenter’s the Thing and like she infected everyone in Arendale and now they are all The Thing…Things? too? And the only one who could have stopped her got thrown in jail. Like Arendale would be screwed, right? And then I realized that John Carpenter’s the Thing is about Communism which means Frozen is abut Communism. I mean it makes perfect sense, a rich Ruler ostracized by her subjects for being different, then she comes back and everyone conforms to her way and the only guy (Hans) who won’t except her conformity is locked in prison. Also SNOW! Think about it. Russia has Snow…John Carpenter’s the Thing has Snow…Frozen has Snow. Then I really thought about it and I realized every movie was about communism. The Wizard of Oz, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Star Wars, Every Woody Allen movie, All of them…COMMUNISM. Then I realized all written stories whether they be movies, books, tv show, video games are also all about Communism, because every writer is a Communist and I’m a writer which means I’m a Communist and I’m also a human being which means all human beings are Communists, which means everyone is a Communist and Everything is about Communism and then I realized the Illuminate must have made it that way, but then I realized that the Illuminate are “THEY” and everyone knows “THEY” are Communists which means the Illuminate are Communists which means everything in the Universe is Communist….think about it.
jacobvanloon
tangentwithtanner
amandla
pixelskylines
kianamaiart
izzy806
snowghoul
