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i’ve come back after 10 months to answer this and say thank you. i couldn’t have come up with it without the help of @shrillringing tho! <3

#{ i can't believe it's been 10 months wtf i am a sham }#agent-hunk #agenthulk #;;tbt #shrillringing

shrillringing:

“If you wanna see it that way. It’s no skin off their teeth, everythin’ just grows right back.”

“ I’d give them a hand, but I guess they won’t need it if that’s the case. ”

#shrillringing #tbt #tw cannibalism// ////

shrillringing:

“Yeah, this place eats away at them all eventually.”

“ I guess the saying ‘don’t bite the hand that feeds you’ doesn’t apply here. ”

#shrillringing #tbt

shrillringing:

“Wish I had known what a vital hand you’d be playin’ in everythin’.”

“ I also noticed how shorthanded you are on people to help you out. ”

#shrillringing #tbt

shrillringing replied to your post: I gotta admit, I've gotten pretty handy with a...

“Ah, don’t mention it. I’ll do anythin’ to lend a hand.”

“ yeah, I just wish I knew what I was getting into beforehand. ”

#shrillringing #tbt

I gotta admit, I've gotten pretty handy with a stapler! :D

“ Y’know, I gotta hand it to you. You sure do know how to handle a stapler. I’d say that I look rather handsome now thanks to your handiwork. ”

#{ two can play at this game maddie }#shrillringing #tbt

IT’S HARDER THAN YOU THINK. NO USING GOOGLE. EVERY ANSWER MUST START WITH THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR MUSE’S NAME.

PLEASE REPOST; DON’T REBLOG.

• NAME. Ethan • ANIMAL. Elephant • BOYS NAME. Erik • GIRLS NAME. Elizabeth • COLOR. Ebony • MOVIE. E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial • SOMETHING YOU WEAR. Earmuffs • DRINK. Eggnog • FOOD. Eggs • SOMETHING FOUND IN A BATHROOM. Electric razor • PLACE. England • REASON FOR BEING LATE. Eloping

I WAS TAGGED BY : @code-name-chimera

I’M TAGGING: whoever wants to do this.

#{ this was a lot harder than i thought it would be tbh }#tbt #q.

WELCOME TO THE FAMILY SON!

tfw u just wanted to save ur wife and some crazy ass hicks keep tryin to get u to join their family

#{ pls just let ethan take mia and go thx }#{ i also can't believe that i'm being active on here again and everything i've done so far is so crack-ish i'm sorry }#tbt #q.#Anonymous

SHOWERS CONFETTI ON HIM. 8)

The urge to kill is rising...... Get that damn confetti away from him.

#{ having to suffer with it on the dash that day was torture enough becka pls }#tbt #q.#churlishlunacy

"Bro, ye should turn dat recordin' off."

Ethan jumps slightly, unsure if he’s more disturbed by the VHS tape he’d been watching, or by the kid next to him. Surely he’s hallucinating. Probably some of whatever the fuck that shit that Jack shoved in his mouth before was had him all fucked up. “ Uh, ” he doesn’t even know what to say, lamely asking, “ what? ”

#{ lmao what? hello beckaaaaa! }#tbt #q.#rollingsnowsmasher

"I just wanted a family.""You're just a little boy.""Why does everyone hate me?""Kill him, mommy.""Now it's mommy's turn to kill you.""Damn you. Damn you all to hell!"

“ Th’ fuck? ”

#{ ethan's just-- he's not even creeped out he's just annoyed. ... and confused }#tbt #Anonymous

lyricallyaesthetic

#;;mobile

churlishlunacy:

“Oh? ‘We playin’ HIDE-AN’-SEEK now, BOY? Well, let’s just see if ya would up doin’ a lil’ better this time round, shall we?”

GLEEFUL SNICKERS ERUPT through what should have been a homely little parlor room. With the handle of his shovel slapping itself lightly against his palm, all the man had begun to do then was STROLL. Making his way around the pool table as his gaze slowly wandered across the nearby area itself.

What had he done in a previous life to deserve this? He’d never understand. All he wanted was to save Mia and get the fuck out, but it seemed like he was getting a shit ton more than he bargained for. He peeked around, watching Jack with baited breath. If he could just get the upper-hand here and not get decapitated by that fucking shovel. He was sooo sick of this shit. Mustering up his nerve, Ethan crept forward, trying to be as quiet as possible, handgun equipped. Oh what he wouldn’t do to find some shotgun ammo right about now. A flamethrower would be nice, too-- burn this motherfucker to a crisp and hope he’ll stay dead this time. Fuck it. Peering around the corner, he lines up the gun, firing a handful of shots into the back of Jack’s head before he’s taking off again to find another place to hide out and wait to strike.

#{ well you did now lol. and i love you too! <3 }#{ i also hope i'm doing alright with ethan bc jfc-- i'm worried lmao }#churlishlunacy #tbt

churlishlunacy:

“Oh, Ethan? Ethaaaaaan…”

@exstumpy

If you’ll kindly excuse him, Ethan’ll just be over here hiding in the corner, thanks. He doesn’t have time for this shit. ‘Why the fuck can’t this asshole just stay dead?’

#{ oh hey becka lmaooo }#churlishlunacy #tbt