King Shit of Cringe Mountain

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[hircyon]

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This is a heavily prequel/TCW leaning Star Wars blog. I'm pretty obviously obsessed with Osi Sobeck and Moralo Eval. I also occasionally blog about Jar Jar, Gungan culture, and various bounty hunters. I regularly commit the sin of creatively interpreting canon, for my own mental health. I have objectively bad taste in both characters and stories 🫶

My asks are periodically restricted or turned off, depending on how much spam and harassment I’m getting. If I reblog an ask meme and asks are off...mea culpa.

OC nonsense

Regarding original characters made by me or @moonlenoircrow

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Theories and headcanons for canon characters

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Background for my shared AU or general headcanons about Phindians and their culture

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Canon Characters - Osi Sobeck • Moralo Eval • Vario

Main Original Characters: Astrid - my babygirl, my main OC, the one I put in almost all of my AUs and stories. My muse. My take on the replicant droid from Legends. Voted most likely to not fit into the Star Wars universe. I've been writing this character since 2011.

Ayo Nuir - my other babygirl. A Resistance pilot with a lot of emotional baggage who embodies the "Nothing in life matters (radical)" meme.

Axus Vollan - A Clone Wars/fall of the Republic era Togorian bounty hunter. An absolute hedonist who lives by "here for a good time, not a long time"--and to her, hunting is the ultimate good time. Unrelated to any other character in this list. Designed so I can muck about with bounty hunters and mercenaries without complicating my other plot lines. Still in development.

Pavaa • Zeeyal • N'varr OCs I "borrow" from Moonlenoircrow and write frequently enough that they're kind of in shared headcanon space.

Other characters - General grouping of all my other OCs; less developed or lesser written, side characters I like too much. (listed below)

Ashira - Ayo's immediate elder sister (only a 10 year age gap); his closest sibling in age and relationship. Ponnik - Ashira's first partner. Very much an older brother to Ayo. Erryl - Ashira and Ponnik's shared tertiary partner. Also N'varr's boyfriend. A'nari - Ashira's eldest child. The only one Ayo knew before he ran away from home. Nolaa - Ayo's niece, only child of the brother immediately older than Ashira. Has chuunibyou and pretends she's a gray force user well into her teens. Nuuka - Our Osi/Moralo fanbaby numero uno. Selaani - Osi/Moralo fanbaby: the sequel. She takes after Moralo by choice. Ninaa - The last Osi/Moralo fanbaby Shaia - Our fanon take on Moralo's mother Meyro - The woman who took in Shaia and infant Moralo; survives Shaia and never stopped trying to bring Moralo home. Dagrin - Ayo's best friend on Junction. An altruist of a sort.

[losersimonriley]

Opened a wip I started back for new years 2025 and got to the end

[durinlee]

[ab-rinart]

Dogge

[hircyon]

I may ship Astrid with damn near everyone, in a network of self-indulgent AUs and pocket dimensions to allow it to happen, but I'll give you this: she would not vibe with Cad Bane in any universe. And that's fine. Astrid is a wet blanket most of the time. She's very self-serious, desperate for approval. Too obviously broken. Bane would find her irritating, neurotic, and most of all, boring.

And I think Bane needs to think someone is fun to sleep with them. It's like the one personality requirement he has. He has to find them interesting.

[aroace-ryland-grace]

I NEED to write fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

[autumnwoodsdreamer]

Embo basically went “alright. I got you guys your mandalorian. you’re probably gonna try take his helmet off to shame him and he’ll want to take out anyone who sees his face… so I’m taking my lunch break now. BRB”

[ab-rinart]

Oh fuck, it’s Embo

[hircyon]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa Embo in the movieeeeee he was so good. He was so hot you guys. They let him do hand to hand combat. 12/10

[hircyon]

Absolutely random Vario backstory/childhood headcanons, for no reason. At this point I almost hope they never give him canon backstory because this is who he is to me.

He’s the elder son and fourth child of eight hatchlings in his family, all sisters except the youngest from the third clutch. And he's by far the tallest and broadest. He was a big egg, but his growth exceeded everyone’s expectations. They expected so much of him.

His mother was a conniving woman in her own way, though Vario thought she was short-sighted and could have been worth a lot more, if she had the presence of mind to separate herself from the expectations of their species’ culture. She would regularly lie to planet customs to get contraband food through, using her children as leverage. If she underfed her brood and made them moody, she could turn irate on the customs officer, using her children’s discomfort as pressure. It was Vario’s first real life example of manipulation. He admired the way she would effortlessly turn her own children into blunt weapons to get her way.

Unfortunately, all she really wanted in life was to lay eggs and find good mates for her children so they could lay their own eggs. And so he dismissed her as another victim to the pointless, animalistic cycle of breeding (or so he thought often in his teenage years). He swore he wouldn’t be the same.

His younger brother loved and idolized him, but he didn’t really care for the kid. He considered all of his siblings lost causes, because none showed the same ambition as him. None of them wanted to leave and make something of themselves.

He and all his siblings fought tooth and nail regularly. Once he got big enough, he found he could hold any of his siblings back by putting a hand on their forehead because even the oldest and tallest of his sisters couldn’t quite reach him with their short arms. He also regularly turned his sisters against each other—which only worked as long as they didn’t decide to gang up on him, instead.

Looti is his real given name, but Vario is not. He made it up when he left home, something to separate himself from his background. A name that would be taken seriously. He hardly even thinks of himself as Looti.

[demidemongrey]

Cup of tea anyone?

[writerxwren]

As a former unhinged teenage girl myself, the more I think about it the more I'm realizing that Devon might be one of the most accurate portrayals of unhinged teenage girl logic I've ever seen

*Meets some random kid she's not sure about

*2 hours later he is somehow her entire personality complete with not one but TWO "no DAD I am not leaving him behind just because you want me to" crashouts. Has decided to adopt a HE ASKED FOR NO PICKLES mentality, is ride or die for him actually, and would probably literally die for him even though that's way too dramatic of a sentiment for this time frame. Also there is reckless driving

Peak high school bs congrats Star Wars you nailed it

[hircyon]

In case I must kill this in second-round editing, I at least want everyone right now to know that I think I'm funny.

[hircyon]

The Descent may not be a good movie, but Shauna Macdonald drenched in blood for no reason did irreversible things to my brain chemistry at 14. Makes me wish I could draw.

[hircyon]

I love seeing the occasional blip of people liking my Embo headcanons, I can only assume because of the movie.

[hircyon]

24 and 26 for the ask game

24 If your OCs were the 'seven deadly sins', which would they be?

Pride - Astrid

Astrid not thinks but knows she's smarter and better than everyone around her. Despite being a replica droid, she explicitly thinks she's better than both standard droids and clones.

Envy - Zeeyal

He lives in envy of the person he believes he could have been, of the beauty he wants to embody that he sees in everyone else.

Wrath - A'nari Nuir

She's a classic mean girl, and very, very good at being one. She sees no issue with this. Be strong or die weak.

Gluttony - Axus

She craves total decadence of the flesh. Spice, glitterstim, sex, lavish foods, lavish acquaintances. Her greatest dream is to be bested in battle and then consumed by her killer. She won't accept death any other way.

Lust - Ayo

Intense longing and unrepentant sexual desire are like the pillars of his personality.

Sloth - Shaia Eval

In the sense that she abandoned her family and friends because she got pregnant and it freaked her out, and then didn't even give a shit about the child she bore.

Greed - Selaani Eval-Sobeck

Not in the modern sense, but in the way that she wants total control over everyone in her grasp. She embodies the idea of hardness of heart against compassion, the intentional refusal to see other people as more than what they are to her.

26 Who is the oldest OC you still create for? Who is the newest?

Astrid is by far the oldest. As a Star Wars OC, she dates back to 2011-ish, when I was deep into TCW and made her and Ayo simultaneously because I was heartbroken they killed Osi off in his arc. Then I started pairing her with Moralo when that arc aired because he's perfect for her.

But her concept predated my interest in Star Wars. I would say I was trying to create the archetype that would become Astrid as far back as high school, when I was developing an OC for original stories. She has, maybe unsurprisingly, deep roots in my "unrepentant asshole" era where I just wanted to be Gregory House or The Narrator from Fight Club if they were also a woman (no this fundamentally doesn't work, I was going through something). Luckily, she's taken on a lot of dimension and purpose since then and I think she's now one of my strongest, most well-rounded characters.

Axus Vollan is my newest OC. She's a Togorian bounty hunter who lives for the hunt, and for the post-hunt celebration. Nothing else matters to her. I made her so I can mess around with canon bounty hunters and in the TCW timeline without getting in the way of my other storylines. I also didn't have a simple, hedonistic character and I think sometimes you need that. Someone who isn't in their head all the time. Unlike so many of my other OCs.

[angst-loch]

Lusting after a single-arc character who is barely given a name onscreen all thanks to the fact that he operates a deathtrap prison and he also has hideous animalistic strength.