-tle. that's the pun. legal battle.

and i have a bat that extends sue 27 f she/her (( Indie blog-style OC by Kay. Themes of horror and violence will be present. ))

[extendedlegalbat]

RULES: https://extendedlegalbat.tumblr.com/rules

ABOUT: https://extendedlegalbat.tumblr.com/about

STORY POSTS: https://extendedlegalbat.tumblr.com/tagged/Happenings.

https://extendedlegalbat.tumblr.com/tagged/Action%20Post. (excludes ic text posts)

NSFW BLOG: @suemeaboutit (18+ but this blog is also 18+ so)

[extendedlegalbat]

customers stop asking me what medications to take challenge

[possessable]

someone gets possessed but instead of their bestie/lover/whatever being scared they're just like ''oh goddamnit you again? you're always causing trouble for us. seriously, knock it off!''

YEAH!!!!! i approve of this i love the phrase “NOT AGAIN”

and also a variation of this where it’s not even the same entity repossessing the guy he just gets possessed by Different Things all the time so its like this

[cocksuredness-deactivated202410]

It is what it is but like. Can it be something else

[extendedlegalbat]

i understand the grammar but i still think we should all come together and agree it's messed up that "shelled" pistachios have no shells

[rainofchains]

Shelled pistachios have been attacked by heavy artillery.

[extendedlegalbat]

seems a little rude. who by?

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

YOU’RE NOT DEAD YET YOU’RE NOT DEAD YET GET THE FUCK UP YOU’RE NOT DEAD YET IT ISN’T FUCKING OVER DRAG YOUR CORPSE KICKING AND SCREAMING INTO TOMORROW ONE DAY YOU WILL STOP SURVIVING AND START LIVING YOU ARE NOT FUCKING DEAD YET.

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

YOU’RE NOT DEAD YET YOU’RE NOT DEAD YET GET THE FUCK UP YOU’RE NOT DEAD YET IT ISN’T FUCKING OVER DRAG YOUR CORPSE KICKING AND SCREAMING INTO TOMORROW ONE DAY YOU WILL STOP SURVIVING AND START LIVING YOU ARE NOT FUCKING DEAD YET.

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

YOU’RE NOT DEAD YET YOU’RE NOT DEAD YET GET THE FUCK UP YOU’RE NOT DEAD YET IT ISN’T FUCKING OVER DRAG YOUR CORPSE KICKING AND SCREAMING INTO TOMORROW ONE DAY YOU WILL STOP SURVIVING AND START LIVING YOU ARE NOT FUCKING DEAD YET.

[rasairui]

Keep seeing pronoun positivity posts is about he/they and she/theys. That's cool and all but this one's for the she/hes. If you're a she/he I love you and you can take as much mint as you want from our garden

[elldritch-horror]

Is this a positivity post or a secret cry for help? OP, how bad is the mint situation?

[rasairui]

It's both the mint situation is fucking severe

[extendedlegalbat]

i understand the grammar but i still think we should all come together and agree it's messed up that "shelled" pistachios have no shells

[extendedlegalbat]

anybody here good with plumbing

and walls

[extendedlegalbat]

tentacles came out of my shower head

sigh

[dotjade]

put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time

[iosonomer-blog]

The interactive cat.

[littleguysdaily]

[memorycycle]

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

[memorycycle]

yeah whatever next time ur stuck out on the road dont expecr me to come bouncing

[archiloquies]

I truly have no recollection of when this image was captured, or anything else to say of it.

[non-rp blogs dni please & thank u]