shark vs the universe
Janaina Medeiros
Cosmic Funnies
almost home
Cosimo Galluzzi
#extradirty
Jules of Nature
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
will byers stan first human second
RMH
titsay
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Show & Tell
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Product Placement
$LAYYYTER
Game of Thrones Daily
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Sade Olutola
Love Begins
seen from Mexico
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@extra-magic-hour
i rlly dont want the theater industry to die. seeing a movie is like?? a hard emotional reset when i need it most. get away from my family + my house and sit in big dark room for 2 hours eating overpriced food???? that is the closest i will get to heaven before i die. i love movie theaters so much. please God let them live
This. I don’t honestly mind not having much else besides movie theaters.
Shit I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say
Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.
Guys it’s been three weeks since I’ve eaten a vegetable
At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence
An AP student: Oh my god I thought seven was less than six
(while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
friend one: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou- friend two: probably
I’M GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED
If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?
student: my calculator is broken teacher: your calculator isn’t broken, you’re broken
no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar
(during math class on the second floor) student 1: so like how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground? student 2: enough
teacher: has anyone ever been to New Orleans? Student: does Popeyes count?
my word count on this paper isn’t very high but I certainly am
we’re in adult limbo. I’m not a teen and I’m not an adult. I’M SUFFERING, THAT’S WHAT I AM!
Look at my… (swings leg up to show shorts) not pants
“What’s wrong?”
[three birds outside and one of the birds is laying down sadly] bird: “what’s wrong? want a kiss?” [bird proceeds to kiss sad bird with small kissing sound]
r u alive
when was this
Him: We finish each other’s s- Me: -ocial justice rants
Teen Titans Opening Theme [x]
I want a Christmas kiss
or make out session
or to be insanely fucked on the living room floor like whatever
I love how he just catches her
i love how he did what he was supposed to do. i love how he didn’t powerbomb her through the ice and smash her spine into several pieces. i ship it.
rudolph the marxist reindeer
then one foggy christmas eve santa came to say, “rudolph with your nose so bright, won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?” and rudolph was like, “actually no, i’ve been doing some reading and i realized i don’t need to be a cog in your capitalist machine. i know i have inherent worth despite being ostracized by my peers for my inability to conform. i’m going to go free the elf labor you’re exploiting, later bourgeois trash”
*moves to small seaside town with my wife and misunderstood daughter* please promise me you will at least try to like it here
