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@extra-vrigin
you ever hoist a big laundry basket on your hip and feel like the great tragedy of your life is that you weren’t born a hearty peasant girl in medieval england who’d die at 22 from an abscessed tooth
imo the fact that people apparently relate to this points to some kind of weird cell memory of centuries of female labour that’s activated by extended pressure against the hipbone. im becoming an evolutionary psychologist it was wonderful knowing you all
a cute study abroad story from my history teacher
so his friend goes to Germany to study abroad for 3 months, right? and she’s studied German in school, but she certainly isn’t fluent, and she never put a ton of effort into it, just a normal amount. And when she gets to Germany, her host family doesn’t speak English. at all. not a word. two adults and four children and none of them are speaking english. it’s absolute hell to get by, she’s constantly gesturing and enunciating and having to speak perfect German (they weren’t very good at understanding her unless it was perfect) and it’s three tiring months of nonstop German action. and on the last day they’re sitting at the dinner table and the father turns to her and says in wonderfully fluent english, “so I’d say your German’s improved quite a bit since you got here.”
OH MY GODDDDD
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THE SIGNS AS MAKEUP PRODUCTS
Aries: Eyebrow Pencil/Powder
Taurus: Matte Lipstick
Gemini: Fake Lashes
Cancer: Highlighter
Leo: Bronzer
Virgo: Mascara
Libra: Blush
Scorpio: Eyeliner
Sagittarius: Bright Eyeshadow
Capricorn: Contour
Aquarius: Lipgloss
Pisces: Pearlized eyeshadow
I like my men like I like my maple syrup
The signs and cute things they do in a relationship
Aries: Random “i miss you” texts, movie marathons, plays with your hair
Taurus: Stays up late with you, wants to know about your day, soft kisses during conversation
Gemini: Random gifts, getting wine drunk and watching netflix, makes dinner for you
Cancer: Hugs from behind, remembering things you told them months ago, couch cuddles
Leo: Random compliments, long “lovey dovey” texts, dancing together in the car
Virgo: Shows you off to everybody, napping together, back rubs
Libra: Holds your hand everywhere, foot massages, keeps you warm constantly
Scorpio: Late night talks, cheek/nose/forehead kisses, morning kisses
Sagittarius: Screenshots selfies, watches the shows you like even if they don’t like them, back scratches
Capricorn: Long walks with no destination, shares everything with you, holding you for hours on end
Aquarius: Random adventures, sleeping on your chest, compliments things they know you’re insecure about
Pisces: Asks how you are everyday, says they’re proud of you, spoils you
The Horoscope App
Aries are not into unconventional love. They like traditional romance.
Looks nice but could kill you: Gemini, Virgo, Leo, Aquarius
Looks like they could kill you but is nice: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra, Taurus
Looks like they could kill you and will kill you: Scorpio
Looks nice and is nice: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces
signs as disappointing things
aries: feeling taken for granted
taurus: waiting to eat something all day, but finding out someone else in your house ate it already
gemini: being left out
cancer: being upset but not being able to show it
leo: being told you aren’t good enough
virgo: helplessness
libra: going shopping and nothing you try on looks good
scorpio: being unable to explain how you feel
sagittarius: not getting your way
capricorn: studying for hours for a test, and still getting a bad grade
aquarius: accidentally skipping your favorite song on pandora
pisces: watching your crush be happy with someone else
The "Isn't as innocent as you may think" squad
Cancer, Pisces, Libra, Aries, Sagittarius & Virgo
You can say whatever you want, but you still won’t have a viable argument against veganism. #justvegan
