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Welcome to our non-serious astrology blog! It's mostly anime here, just so you know~ We are two admins here: President Scorpio and Lady Aquarius. Our askbox is always open, so feel free to send us an ask! However, if you want a match-up or a compatibility-thingie, it will be answered privately, so remember to turn of anon!  

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The signs as The Greatest Showman characters

Aries + Virgo : Phillip Carlyle 

Taurus: Tom Thumb

Gemini + Capricorn : Helen Barnum

Cancer: Charity Barnum 

Leo: Anne Wheeler

Libra: Lettie Lutz

Scorpio: P.T Barnum

Aquarius: Jenny Lind

Pisces + Sagittarius: Caroline Barnum 

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The signs as The Greatest Showman songs

Aries: Tightrope

Gemini: Never Enough (Reprise)

Cancer: From Now On

Leo: A Million Dreams

Virgo + Taurus: This Is Me

Libra: Come Alive

Scorpio: The Other Side

Sagittarius: Rewrite the Star

Capricorn: Never Enough

Aquarius: A Million Dreams (reprise)

Pisces: The Greatest Show

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The signs as RuPaul's Drag Race season 9 contestants

Aries: Alexis Michelle

Taurus: Kimora Blacc

Gemini: Farrah Moan, Jaymes Mansfield

Cancer: Shea Couleé

Leo: Aja

Virgo: Eureka

Libra: Peppermint, Cynthia Lee Fontaine

Scorpio: Trinity Taylor

Sagittarius: Nina Bo’nina Brown

Capricorn: Charlie Hides

Aquarius: Sasha Velour

Pisces: Valentina

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The signs as RuPaul's Drag Race season 8 contestants

Aries: Naysha Lopez

Taurus: Dax ExclamationPoint

Gemini: Thorgy Thor

Cancer: Bob the Drag Queen

Leo: Derrick Barry

Virgo: Naomi Smalls

Libra: Cynthia Lee Fontaine

Scorpio: Laila McQueen

Sagittarius: Robbie Turner

Capricorn: Acid Betty

Aquarius: Chi Chi DeVayne

Pisces: Kim Chi

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The signs as Moana songs

Tulou Tagaloa: Gemini

An innocent warrior:

Where you are: Libra

How far I’ll go: Scorpio, Pisces

We know the way: Aries

You’re welcome: Capricorn

Shiny: Virgo, Aquarius

I am Moana: Sagittarius, Taurus

Know who you are: Cancer, Leo

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The signs as RuPaul's Drag Race season 7 contestants

Aries: Jaidynn Diore Fierce

Taurus: Pearl, Sasha Belle

Gemini: Ginger Minj

Cancer: Mrs. Kasha Davis

Leo: Miss Fame

Virgo: Violet Chachki

Libra: Kandy Ho, Tempest DuJour

Scorpio: Jasmine Masters

Sagittarius: Katya

Capricorn: Kennedy Davenport

Aquarius: Trixie Mattel

Pisces: Max

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The signs as Aoi Yuuki characters

Aries: Yuzuru Nishimiya

Taurus: Victorique de Blois

Gemini: Fremy Speeddraw

Cancer: Diane

Leo: Sunako Kirishiki

Virgo: Kohina Hiruko

Libra: Madoka Kaname

Scorpio: Tatsumaki

Sagittarius: Meme Tatane

Capricorn: Krul Tepes

Aquarius: Tsuyu Asui

Pisces: Yuuki Konno

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The signs as SHINee songs

Aries: View

Taurus: Replay

Gemini: Lucifer

Cancer: Green rain

Leo: Dream girl

Virgo: Sherlock

Libra: Colorful

Scorpio: Juliette

Sagittarius: Hello

Capricorn: Ring ding dong

Aquarius: Everybody

Pisces: Why so serious?

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The signs as Lee Jinki gifs

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The signs as RuPaul's Drag Race season 6 contestants

Aries: Trinity K. Bonet

Taurus: Adore Delano, Kelly Mantle

Gemini: Bianca Del Rio

Cancer: BenDeLaCreme

Leo: Gia Gunn

Virgo: Vivacious

Libra: Joslyn Fox

Scorpio: Darienne Lake

Sagittarius: Laganja Estranja, Magnolia Crawford

Capricorn:Courtney Act

Aquarius: Milk

Pisces: April Carrión

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The signs as Chicago songs

Aries: Razzle dazzle

Taurus: Mister cellophane

Gemini: I can’t do it alone

Cancer: When you’re good to mama

Leo: We both reached for the gun

Virgo: Cell block tango

Libra: Overture/And all that jazz

Scorpio: Class

Sagittarius: All I care about

Capricorn: I move on

Aquarius: Roxie

Pisces: Funny honey

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The signs as Victor Nikiforov gifs

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The signs as SHINee members

Onew: Virgo, Capricorn

Jonghyun: Cancer, Pisces

Minho: Aries, Sagittarius, Taurus

Key: Gemini, Scorpio, Leo

Taemin: Libra, Aquarius

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The signs as Love Yourself: Her songs

Intro; Serendipity: Sagittarius, Cancer

DNA: Aries, Leo

Best of me: Taurus

Dimple: Scorpio

Pied paper: Virgo

MIC drop: Capricorn, Libra

Go go: Gemini, Pisces

Outro; Her: Aquarius

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Yo, I have sun,moon and asc Gemini. What does this mean? Help me figure it out! Thanks....

Yo!

I’m so sorry but I cannot help you out here, ‘cuz I don’t know ;~;

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Hi! What's your opinion on a friendship between a female aries and a female Capricorn?

Hi!

I’d give it 7/10~

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The signs as Nezumi gifs

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