Definitely koalafied to drive

Stuff I like | Level 27 and still no skills

[probablybadrpgideas]

Deck of no things.

Fuck you.

[netherworldpost]

“But how will you—“

I cap my teeth with the bone shards of my transgressors

“You need to be realistic about—“

Come closer, my problem, you are yet meat

[rararatigan]

[rrat-king]

repeating this in my head since i heard it. brennan lee mulligan your love for the things you care about so important to me

[zoirohs]

Jack. Miss Fisher. You do indeed keep close company these days.

[morningmee]

Every super-charged scene between Phryne and Jack

[andmaybegayer]

measure once cut also once, no prablem

[andmaybegayer]

#i know i already reblogged this but i need to like. cross stitch it or carve it into wood or quilt it or something

concept for a vcarving project

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

no i get you this was perfectly centered when i wrote it

[shaydh]

I have done the cross stitch

[poolboydivision]

in honor of all the times I've made this mistake irl

[deutsche-bahn]

Wenn Schnee liegen bleibt gibt es genau zwei Reaktionen, die Menschen in meinem Umfeld dazu haben:

1) "boah cool es hat geschneit" (kein Pendler)

2) Trauer, Wut und Verzweiflung, eventuell Glaubenskrise, ähnlich einem mittelalterlichen Kaufmann der soeben erfahren hat dass im Zielort seiner Handelsreise gerade die Pest grassiert (Pendler)

[black-lakritz-dragon]

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[cazzadores]

[butchdogs-md]

you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

[kuhjungewieduu]

mein größter struggle beim verfassen von deutschen posts ist immer die frage ob ich richtig hardcore denglisch reden oder so reddit-mäßig alles in übertriebenem 100%-igen deutsch schreiben soll

es ist halt leider gottes beides zum totlachen

[dumplingchannie]

Dinge von denen ich nicht fassen kann, dass sie in Deutschland, dem Land der Regeln, nicht reglementiert sind:

1. Toilettenbrillen. Seid nicht wie ich, messt eure Toilette aus bevor ihr in den Baumarkt fahrt

2. Die Helligkeit von Autoscheinwerfern. Warum hast du zwei Baustellenstrahler an deinem Auto montiert. Fuck off. Ich seh nix

[figdays]

Me and My Homies Hate Generative Sticker // ghostieking

[monstrousproductions]

Thinking today about how often I call Absolute Unit nicknames that end in -kin (catkin, babykin, snugglekin, smoochkin, loveykin - I'm not saying it's not revolting, just saying I do it 😅) and I was wondering what people's favourite diminutives are to add onto the end of words!

These are ones I could think of off the top of my head, I would love to hear any others you like and what languages they're common in!

Which diminutive suffix do you like best?

-kin (eg. catkin)

-ie (eg. cattie)

-ette (eg. catette)

-ling (eg. catling)

-ke (eg. catke)

-ito (eg. catito)

-ella (eg. catella)

-ino (eg. catino)

Silly OP, the superior diminutive suffix is obviously.... (tell me in the tags!)

Voting ended onDec 3, 2025

And of course, a photo of the little smoochkin himself to thank you for your time 💕

[deutsche-bahn]

Ich hatte das Gefühl dass die Marketing-Welt die Feiertage noch nicht zu 100% ausgeschöpft hat, so I came up with some ideas for them

[fellator]

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

[officialgreifswald]

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[dizzyghoast]

brain, heart: idiot bitches who never know what they want

stomach, genitals: idiot bitches who know exactly what they want and never shut up about it

lungs, kidneys, liver: pretty chill organs, all told. if these ones are complaining then i'm usually the one who fucked up

[feotakahari]

You don’t wanna know what happens when your kidneys are idiot bitches.

[psshaw]

Appendix: the Unabomber