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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@extraordinarillymediocre
I always feel this pressure of being a strong and independent icon of womanhood, and without making it look my whole life is revolving around some guy. But loving someone, and being loved means so much to me. We always make fun of it and stuff. But isn’t everything we do in life a way to be loved a little more? Julie Delpy as Céline in Before Sunrise (1995) dir. Richard Linklater
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own :)
me, in this economy: a what
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you get married and have a husband :)
me, a known gay: a what
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you start a family and have your first baby :)
me, an asexual: A WHAT
my parents: our little girl is growing into a woman! me, a nonbinary: a what
my parents: our boy is growing into a strong man me, a nonbinary: a what
my parents: can you tell us the SI unit of power, equivalent to one joule per second, corresponding to the power in an electric circuit in which the potential difference is one volt and the current one ampere? me: a watt
the large man who just obliterated my front door: you’re a wizard harry
me, just harry: a what
my parents: don’t worry hun you’re Prince Charming will come some day :)
me, a frog: a what
damn thats powerful
one of my favorite posts here.
this fucking pressure for men to be square shaped really pisses me off sometimes im glad that you all understand
omg
the ideal male body
murderer in my dreams: i’m going to kill you!
me: No!
me in baby voice: come here sweet baby yes you are mommys little baby girl
my adult cat:
I know adverbs are Controversial, but “said softly” means something different than “whispered” and this is the hill I will die on.
I’m livid
That is the most Goldblumiest thing to say. I believe it.
Jeff goldblum and Tony hawk lead exact opposite lives
Peter: Can I just live a happy life now?
Marvel:
Peter: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?
Ned: Strong.
MJ: Weak.
Tony: An idiot is what you are.
welcome to hogwarts, where all the lessons are made up and the house points dont matter because dumbledores gonna find a way to give them all to gryffindor anyway
(thats right, the house points are just like cornelius fudges opinions on current events. they just dont matter)
oh, to be a cartoon mafia boss with two dimwitted but loveable lackeys who, upon my cleverly insulting the protagonist, will say “nice one, boss,” and the second, in a slightly higher, more snivelly voice, will say “haha, yeeah, nice one boss!”
scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet
peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,
Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big
Peter, ready to cry from joy: do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica… and my friend Ned and I got it to fly…
Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people
Tony, calling peter: …and may I know WHY THE HELL IS SHIELD CALLING ME ABOUT A LIFE-SIZED DEATH STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?!
Peter: we didn’t want it to crush any buildings so we brought it out here!
Tony: THATS N O T MY POINT!!!
#and then Tony wonders when the hell HE became the responsible one#and promptly abandons his responsibilities#and jumps in his armor#to go zoom around the life size death star#pretending he’s Luke doing the trench run (via)
imagine every single harry potter character buying dumbledore socks for christmas
imagine dumbledore’s polite ‘oh yes i totally love this’ face crumbling more and more with each gift
hermione: why aren't we using transfiguration to turn animals into tiny versions of themselves
mcgonagall: miss granger it is three in the morning
Peter: Ms um Captain Marvel can I ask you a question
Carol: About Space? I can tell you anything you want but if it was from when I was a kid it might be a little harder for me to answer but I’m sure I can-
Peter: Does Goose like to be picked up???
Carol:
“Yeah just don’t snuggle her too aggressively or get in her face or you might end up like Fury…”
And then everyone in the Avengers compound just goes silent lmao.
