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I’ve just discovered my new favorite painter, Vittorio Reggianini - those smarter than myself probably already know of him as an Italian painter from the 1800s who made satin look even satiny-er than satin. I just cannot get over how much he loved painting women who were NOT. HAVING. A. MAN’S. SHIT.

But there was one hottie that everyone seemed to like, and I can’t blame them…

Vittorio knows what the ladies like.

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I’m pretty sure that the women in the background of the third picture are looking at a “lewd” painting. They were sometimes kept by upper class homes in the 1800s. They were kept hidden behind a curtain and only viewed for *ahem* “recreational purposes”. So basically, those ladies are looking at porn while their friend blithely humours Bouffant McShinypants.

pandavalkyrie

This dude was an art god at 2 things:

1. Satin

1. Ladies leaning on a chair making a “can you believe this shit?” face

and I’m here to admire both

sailor-kat

This looks like the same group of ladies who are constantly chilling laughing at men I love it

leezajonee

ig story self portraits

finger line drawing by me - leezajoneé

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why DO teenage girls go through a witch/occult phase? I had tarot cards and a spellbook and I knew a group of girls who messed with ouija boards and another who had ghost hunting equipment. “oh yeah Cindy’s just going through that girly phase where she tries to raise the dead.”

tygermama

theory - we want power and know our culture doesn’t want to give us any?

madmaudlingoes

Addendum: witches are one of the few cultural figures of female empowerment that don’t derive their power from their relationship to a man.

hypnictwitch

Galaxy brain: all women have suppressed magic inside them waiting to be unleashed

planned-planethood

NASA’s Most Shocking Image

This image is a 1.5… *BILLION* pixel photograph of the Andromeda Galaxy.

To view the image in all its glory go here.

NASA is the coolest thing that’s ever happened.

devilishdescent

alltogetherterrible oh gosh

gracielikescats

I zoomed in and I was like “yeah right” while it loaded and then my jaw actually dropped

nuclearcarrots

holy shit

i mean i knew theoretically what this was supposed to look like, but i didn’t actually expect to see it

but then when i zoomed in, all the noise turned into ACTUAL STARS, that you can see individually

good job, NASA

thenerdyfan

Good job NASA

my-sun-my-baelish

NASA, next to the national parks, is America’s best idea, tbh.

shesnake

People who love you don’t hurt you.

Shoplifters (2018) dir. Hirokazu Kore-eda

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Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

vagueenthusiast

And the award for most relatable Harry Potter quote goes to:

“No, I’m fine,” said Harry, wondering why he kept telling people this, and wondering whether he had ever been less fine.

reb-chan

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Here’s some TLJ shenanigans :>

Hope you are all having a wonderful holiday season and a good end to 2017! <3

reb-chan

Daytime reblog since I posted this lateee. Happy holidays everyone!

aliswong

You have been my greatest love. Today, you are my greatest sorrow.

artoo

this is luke skywalker

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this picture is so powerful i cant even look at this too much or my eyes will literally burn with its intensity

me: *procrastinates necessary things*

me: *procrastinates enjoyable things*

me @ me: why are you like this

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My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

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Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR