I haven’t been on this website in a HOT ASS minute lmao

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I haven’t been on this website in a HOT ASS minute lmao
Imaginary Gods, by Cat Johnston.
Laughing my ass off at these reactions to this poster, mostly because I feel the exact same way ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
is is this supposed to sound *bad*?
It was hard to read in the screenshot so I found it and blew it up:
Medusa with the Head of Perseus, Luciano Garbati, 2008
I adore how she carries his head low, at her side, and not aloft in triumph. This is not a self-aggrandizing hero lauding her great deed. This is a woman who wanted to be left the fuck alone.
Also look at her body. The double hips. The asymetrical boobs. She’s thin, but she’s realistic as hell. That’s a real woman.
And the look in her eyes. Damn.
this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen
The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.
THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION
Eartha Kitt performing at El Rancho Vegas in 1955.
Photos by George Silk for LIFE magazine
when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me
Full paragraph hurts even more.
“ (…) I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close… I will love you until your face is fogged by distant memory. I will love you no matter where you go and who you see, I will love you if you don’t marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else and I will love you if you never marry at all, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all. That is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way.”
THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE
important addition (from his latest insta post)
Me looking for articles to cite in my paper that I totally procrastinated on
I laughed at this too much
So my grandmother passed recently, and I got her will
My birth father was always a piece of shit, always stealing from his mother and ditching his kids whenever he could, I got to his part of the will and
Grammy had the last laugh
This is actually done for legal reasons. If Chad was excluded from the will entirely, he could make the case that he was supposed to be included but was forgotten, and get a big chunk of the estate. By explicitly giving him $1, it shows he wasn’t forgotten so he doesnt have a case.
me, 0.2 seconds after arriving in the good place, waving my arms like i’m flagging down a taxi: janet. janet janet janet janet
janet, appearing beside me with her customer service smile: yes, max goosemixtapes?
me: the author of my immortal. was she genuine or
MOOD
Bitch the pot, sis
Before I even post anything, you can find their work here on Etsy and here on Twitter.
Now, formalities aside, I am upset.
oh god I had a really big epiphany about love and personhood but I’m too drunk for words. hold on I’m gonna paint it.
this. this is it.
this belongs in the moma with the preceding text post as its title
tumblr user billypotts
“oh god I had a really big epiphany about love and personhood but I’m too drunk for words”
mixed media on paper