Office Bathroom Awkwardness
I work in an office that has a two-stall women's bathroom on our floor. Only people from the company can use them, because you have to have a code to get onto our floor (we fancy … and paranoid). I'm not sure what the men's bathroom looks like, but if you're not careful when you're walking by you'll sometimes get a glimpse of butts at urinals.
I pretty much hate any interaction I have with someone in the office bathroom.
When someone comes in when you're washing your hands and then initiates and continues a conversation while they pee.
When you're in a stall and you're trying to wait out the other person in the stall, but they do the same thing and you have to zip up your pants eeextra slow.
When the person in the other stall leaves without washing their hands. (It was a mystery who that was for a while, but I discovered it was the Serbian lady based on her shoes.)
When I'm trying to do my "bathroom squats" in the big stall and someone comes in and they probably think its weird that I'm breathing heavy.
When you're about to go into the bathroom, but someone is coming out at the same time and act like it's your fault that you're in the way.
That other people have natural bodily functions because sometimes I just want to sit in the stall and relax.
I know I'm not alone in this.
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