u sick fuck

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[trentacool-deactivated20141231]

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

[horkeukamui]

[kingkruler]

[proshchai-deactivated20150218]

*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

[the-barefoot-fangirl-deactivate]

Mom, are you sure you don’t want any help?

[czeppeli]

no I don’t need any help I can do it all by myself just like I do everything in this house, by myself…..

[tropius2-deactivated20160313]

[leonkarssen]

[sappling]

how many “take me to the museum and make out with me” posts can y’all make like damn you’re horny and pretentious we get it

[officialunitedstates]

would not be surprised if the CIA wanted to recruit me.  I have medium knowledge of memes, know how to use calculator, and have broad shoulders.  the three most important CIA skills

[daoduo-deactivated20140814]

[richwhiteboys-deactivated201604]

me: *strains eyes for wedding ring on hand of hot older guy*

[dampsandwich-deactivated2016122]

how gross would it be if girls pooped

[snowvic]

Oh my god you guys.

[advice-animal]

[neofooturism]

4chan raids tumblr

[chekovs-beautiful-mess]

i just laughed so hard water flew out my nose

[seriousjones]

where do you see yourself in 5 years?

[incognegroo]

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

[weloveshortvideos]

Everytime I wash a spoon

Vine by BigNik

[marcitlali]

OH my god