Welcome to Percival Graves Hell

A side blog so I don't spam my followers with my new obsession. Fic requests are open.

[runiaimperii]

Percival Graves

hides under Madame Picquery’s desk whenever he has food he doesn’t want to share with his Aurors.

He brings her a bottle of wine as payment for use of her desk.

[eyebrowsatlarge]

This is why you're single

Graves: He's not infinitely interesting.

Theseus: Is anybody?

Graves: I am.

[eyebrowsatlarge]

Graves: This is unconstitutional! MACUSA is closed because of the storm and yet i'm still in this required Department meeting.

Graves: What if I drown on my way back home? Then where will you be?

Picquery: You'll drown in the snow, Percy?

Graves: Anything is possible.

Picquery: Including you shutting up?

Graves: Almost anything.

[eyebrowsatlarge]

Tina: Percival you are hard drinking mess of a man, but you are not a piece of shit.

Graves: *demotes her to wand registration*

Tina: I was wrong.... you are a piece of shit.

[runiaimperii]

A number of Department Heads

have chipped in to help Graves with his massive case load after being cleared for work. Though he appreciates the helps he’d rather they didn’t.

More often than not he spends hours undoing the ‘organisation’ they’ve put in place.

[sirivsblaxk-blog]

[lyuhnel]

tfw percival graves turns from colin farrell to johnny depp

[typhongeneocratis]

Raise your hand if you’d die if he was looking at you like this Colin Farrell in Solace

[seasons-gredence]

>TFW you’re at a premiere for your movie but there’s a whole foods across the street

[daddygraves]

Credence Barebone is relatable because I too believe Colin Farrell’s touch could heal me

[nikolaj-costerwaldau]

have some colintines 

[blatteum]

percival graves is relatable because i, too, would touch ezra miller intimately in a dark alleyway

[guanin]

I feel like Percival Graves is this beautiful child that JK tossed out into the world, and then abandoned, and the fandom has adopted him and fed him cookies and kept him warm, promising to always love him and to show everyone how wonderful he is.

[colinfarrellsource]

Jim Street working out requested by thatgirlthosemoments 

[asta-art]

Mr.Honest

Just Imagine that Percival graves were trying to say sorry to Credence and Tina notice it.  

I’ll start drawing those fun quotes and thank @the-elite-fangirl :D

She collects and creates so many funny scenes which inspire me a lot!

@incorrectfantasticbeastsquotes love this blog so much

[eyebrowsatlarge]

Graves: That wasn't the assignment.

Auror: Regardless, I did more than what was required.

Graves: But you didn't do what was required.

Graves: Thus rendering your supposed hard work invalid.

Graves: You've got 13 hours to get the actual assignment on my desk or you can clear out yours.

[paintingraves]

list of things that don’t make sense

1) hOW did no one fucking NOTICE something was FUCKY when ““‘GRAVES’”” literally walked around with the FUCKING Deathly Hallows necklace CASUALLY hanging out of his POCKET

like BITCH !!! it’s right tHERE !!!