The Host Of Your Purgatory

And now for another exciting questionnaire!

[bioillogically]

no name no pronouns please address me by closing your eyes

[eyelessannouncer]

I've been thinking about this.. Has anyone called you a reaper?

“A reaper, hmm? How interesting...”

[zelterxc]

Gentle reminder that commissions are pretty much always open

[eyelessannouncer]

meme?

[eyelessannouncer]

Where is Earl isn't he your main dude? BFF for life??

[eyelessannouncer]

Hi! I was just wondering if we can use your host art as profile pictures?? (With credit of course!!!) You're art of the host is really good and fluent! (It's also really close to the actual game!)

“We don’t mind. But of course, put credit where its due, loyal viewer.”

[eyelessannouncer]

how endless is your pain

“What could you possibly mean by that, viewer? I’ve never felt better~”

[eyelessannouncer]

what's your favorite color

“Is that a trick question you’re pulling? Are you expecting me to say... green?”

[eyelessannouncer]

You seem to be a charming~ person. Any dating advice?

“Did this ever seem like a dating show to you? Regardless, it shouldn’t be that hard to figure out, you know. Just be true to yourself. We all know what lies come to. A lack of trust, security, friends... You may end up with a rope around your neck instead of a red string around your finger.”

[eyelessannouncer]

((I'm on mobile but have this))

[zelterxc]

I’ve made a Marshmallow Monk shimeji! It’s free for the taking here if you want your own little murderer monk wandering your desktop!

[eyelessannouncer]

"Now you, too, can have your very own contestant!"

[eyelessannouncer]

[[So I might be working on a thing...]]

[eyelessannouncer]

how do you know so much more about the girl than MM himself does?

“I’ve been watching them...” 

[eyelessannouncer]

Why not wear blue? That would be hella cool, man.. It probably wouldn't match your skin though. So try purple-

[eyelessannouncer]

Have you found your place, yet? Is there a hollow in the sky that fits you? Have you filled your lungs with the ecstasy of silence? Come see us. We can help you be what you might be. -The Management

“... And thus concludes a word from our sponsors!”

[eyelessannouncer]

Do you own anything apart from green suits?

“Hmmmm, is the suit not to your. Interests?”

[eyelessannouncer]

Host, how can we get teeth as white as you?

“It’s almost like you’re surprised at how showmanship works. One has to be presentable, y’know... Of course, that includes a winning smile.”