Eye live in a book

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[delavegaaaaa]

“You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist!

[dark-moonlust]

Me before: “I’d never be into that.”

Also me reading monster smut:

“His cock was massive, barely fit. Huge knot. Massive balls.”

Me after:

yeah ok sign me up pleaseeee… 🫠

[spooky-spyce-deactivated2022061]

girls be like “goodnight” then go masturbate

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

[channelsurfer02]

Might as well.

[percysfemmefatale]

nothing to lose.

[depravedromantic2-deactivated20]

nudging your thigh firmly into her cunt while she sits on your lap, so she’ll start grinding against it naturally <3

[weantuniverse]

(via Facebook)

[oatsnstuff-deactivated20120807]

Reblog if you'll answer sex related questions, no matter how naughty or revealing.

[camreapher]

JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.

[skinny-dipping-sasquatch]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity.

[softdomsworld]

aftercare? oh, you mean marrying her, spoiling her rotten, and proving to her how real love does exist. yeah, that’s the bare minimum. you choose her every day because she deserves nothing less but your undying devotion.

[strawberryjayne]

[00807x]

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[cosmic-noir]

Help me, Madame Zeroni pls

[mrs-livvy]

AGAIN?

[duskariesrye]

she keeps coming backkkk

[captainlexiezoe]

Ah shit. Here we go again.

[theladydi]

“fuck ice and free palestine!!”

— hannah einbinder's speech at the emmys (2025)

[raysome]

In a world of AO3 warriors, I'm forever a Tumblr Trooper...

[dirtylittlebookworm]

Eve was framed. Cassandra was right. Medusa was exactly what they made her.

Lilith simply told the truth exactly as it was. Morgan of Avalon healed just as she was asked.

Jezbel did not seduce, did not lead astray, did not corrupt - she protected. She punished him who dared slaughter her people because they didn’t believe as he did and in retaliation he slaughtered her too.

History is littered with women facing the consequences of men’s actions. Of being held responsible for the choices men make based on their biases and fears.

And in summation? Always remember:

They never burned witches. Not ever.

They burned women.

(Image source unknown. If you know it please tell me and I’ll happily add it.)

[itsfelixiguess]

[varietyisthespiceoflife1]

Will never NOT reblog this! 💪✌️😤