*vibes in the lonley*

25 📖 nonbinary 🌲 They/them 🌧 USA 🌲 Pansexual 📖 Libra sun, virgo moon, aquarius rising 🌲 ** I DON'T TAG SPOILERS**

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Karkat: IT'S SO UNFAIR WHEN MY FRIENDS EXPERIENCE HARDSHIPS, LIKE THEY ALREADY KNOW ME, THAT'S ENOUGH SUFFERING FOR ONE PERSON

[creepymutelilbugger]

ninja wisdom from super dragon ninja ryu hayabusa

[seven-very-hot-fish]

Thank you super dragon ninja Ryu

[sillyguyhotline]

children should NOT be forced to wake up earlier than 6 am to get to school on time. what if they are working the night shift at freddy fazbear’s

[trishabeakens]

Happy Xweetok Day!

[memewhore]

[spitblossoms]

[theurbanspaceboi]

some of you need to make your bed and have a shower with a soap that smells nice, and then sit in a chair near the window and have tea with milk and read a hardcover book and see how your creative block is after that tbh.

[theurbanspaceboi]

i'm not saying creative block isn't a real or difficult phenomenon. i'm saying creatives have a tendency to neglect themselves physically and emotionally in favor of manic bursts of productivity. a little softness and clean sheets and a bagel will go a long way. make a playlist and light the fancy candle you've been saving for a special occasion. life is a special occasion.

[tlirsgender]

I don't want long hair like a girl I want long hair like a guy with a guitar in the 70s with his shirt unbuttoned

[blankets-for-bees]

Made a thing!

[aidashakur]

[rosmaryne]

Sims 4 werewolves real let’s goooo

[rosmaryne]

why do they look like that tho,,,

[rosmaryne]

oh I hate this

[were-ralph]

this is what happens when you don’t have a single furry on your dev team.

[nerdyqueerandjewish]

For people with anxiety about filing taxes, here’s what things that happen when you make a mistake on your tax return:

- it gets corrected

- you get a letter in the mail either asking for some additional information or a letter showing the adjustment

- you pay the amount (there’s options for payment plans too!) or get a refund

Things that do not happen

- you’re “in trouble”

- you are charged with fraud

- you go to jail

I know that most people are probably just joking/exaggerating when they say a mistake on their return means they get thrown in jail but when I worked with the public I always would encounter people who believed that would happen and they would be panicking about it. So I like to put this out there every year because if I can even prevent one person from feeling that way, it’s worth it

[k-she-rambles]

Also the IRS will NEVER cold call you. If you get an upsetting phone call about your taxes it is a scam.

[amazoogle]

fuck it, just drink syrup

[badpsychicadvice]

Corporations are bonding and merging not via the dynamic of business fundamentals but based on the similar typography of their logos. We have achieved Peak Brand Power.

[homestuck-scribbles]

A little Homestuck PSA

As 4/13 is right around the corner I just wanted to remind everyone about the Unofficial Homestuck Collection. As Viz and the death of Flash have been slowly killing the intended Homestuck experience there is still a way to see it how it was meant.

This offline program allows for all the flash to be seen and mini games to be played as intended and helps protect from spoilers. If you are going to start reading Homestuck or are planning to trick some unsuspecting friend into reading please consider using this program!

And - I love new livebloggers! Let me know who you love to watch make this journey.

https://bambosh.github.io/unofficial-homestuck-collection/

THE UNOFFICIAL HOMESTUCK COLLECTION

An offline browser built from the ground up to archive Homestuck and its related works.

[arp1033]

Also! Homestuck has some language that has not aged well (i.e. slurs and unkind terms, especially towards the begining) so someone also made an optional patch that removes that language and replaces it with stuff that still keeps it funny! Not everything gets replaced outside the main comic but I know they are working on it!

https://twitter.com/AltUniverseWash/status/1320759511242649601

[mr-elementle]

I think it's hella cool that this option exists for people that may not be comfortable with the very late 2000s internet language of homestuck, but this post opened my eyes to that fact that homestuck mods can exist, like we can mod homestuck now,

[hemoanemic]

like a video game? brb im doing a homestuck any% run rn. homestuck troll%

[homestuck-scribbles]

Hey all - heads up! They updated to version 2.0.

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

[yellowpie]

[greelin]

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

[greelin]

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

[greelin]

all part of the plan

[popsunner]

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you