Eyepatch

A 26 year old from the UK, open dms, Owned by @Iron--maiden , Minors DNI

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Intro

I thought I might as well do an intro post for this blog since I post more than I thought I would.

This blog is for my thoughts and rambling, heck I’d love to talk to people and vibe.

Me (SFW)

Hi there, you can call me Crow (not my real name but don’t feel comfortable throwing it out there) I’m a cisgender man (he/him) and pansexual. I love comics, dnd, music and so much more!

Me (NSFW)

I am very subby, I am also into hypnosis (being hypnotised) and o have been told by well nearly all who know me I’m a himbo, I even have the ass for it too. A lot of the blog will most likely be about this side of me though I may post some more sfw stuff too.

How to approach me

Please feel free to dm me or send me asks, I love talking to people, I find respect and consent to be incredibly important, so if you are gonna talk to me about some nsfw stuff people have more than a “hi” or “hello” like talk to me, if it’s not interesting I probably want respond and if you’re a dom or tist, if you try to dominate me without us first talking don’t be surprised if you get blocked plus I’m not looking for a dom as I’m already owned.

Anyways I don’t really know how to do intro stuff that well so I hope that helps, anyways, enjoy and maybe talk to you later. 👋

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It’s so funny when a scam dom or scam hypno dom try to do stuff with you and just instantly reveal their red flags, like either it’s no conversation and straight into “domming” or the most basic stuff, like I know the whole point is if people won’t pick on basic stuff they probably won’t ask questions.

For those who maybe want to know how to find a scam dom.

Usually they have little to no interaction outside of dms.

They treat you with little respect, a real dom cares about a subs physical and mental health.

They don’t talk to you for that long before trying to move things along.

They ask you to send money, (not all findom can be okay but it’s the highest chance to be a scam, a real dom won’t mind you asking questions but always be careful and safe!)

Will go over your limits (even if it ain’t a scammer if a dom does over step your limits tell them and/or ditch ‘em and warn others)

These are just a few things that I’ve noticed through my years, just remember to be careful out there!

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Forget the pocket watch, swing that cock back and forth and make my mind vanish till I’m yours! 🤤

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The irony of having a deep calm voice and being a sub in hypnosis spaces does not elude me 😂

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Reblog if your inbox is ALWAYS open for random asks, even if you haven’t reblogged any meme

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Being clicker trained sucks when you go past a dog park…

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As a cub there is nothing that makes me feel as weak as when a cute twink with big eyes bats their eyelids at you. Yes cutie I’ll buy you those nails and give you head!

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What is a mind, if not a challenge, to think is hard but to rest is dangerous if the wrong voice is whispering in your ear. I’m lucky no one is whispering but you must always be careful, a mind is easy to lose. Just some advice from a sub!

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A lot of the hypnosis content I’ve been viewing recently hasn’t been hitting the same honestly, like am I building up a tolerance to it? Can you build a tolerance to it?! Hope not, maybe I’ve just not been in the right headspace for it, ironic I know 😅

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I have far too many thoughts, please get rid of them, make me blank, make me empty, make me nothing…

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What if we stared into each others eyes while you whispered sweet words to me, till my mouth hung open and nothing of my mind was left other than a mindless puppy…

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The mind is a funny thing, one moment you can going about your day, the next moment you could thinking about anything, can be wholesome or very unwholesome, and just a word can set it off, in a way it can be a form of hypnosis, especially if it’s a repetitive process. Words like relax, deep and fall, those get me good.

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it’s kinda annoying when a tumblr “Dom” messages you with a “hi” or a “hello” so you humour them and talk to them and they’re just so flat, or they’re demanding like, at least put a little bit of effort into it, if your gonna waist my time then at least be funny, granted that being said any “Dom” does wanna message me out the blue please have more than a “hi” and also no I don’t want to be owned by you, I don’t know you, ya creep.

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Only certain people can see “The Loop” on screen. If you saw it reblog 🌀

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Sometime I think about running into the woods and becoming the thing people talk about in hushed tones so I don’t come out of the woods

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Sometime I worry that I lean into one side of gender attraction too much, like “oooooh women are so hot” then the next day I’m like “oooooh men are so hot” and then on the interesting days I’m just like “make me the middle of a man/women sandwich 🤤” crap now I’m horny and want a sandwich 😭

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NSFT Ask Game!!

Favorite pet to be/have?

Are you dominant, submissive, or a switch?

Are you a sadist, masochist, or sadomasochist?

What is your favorite pet name?

What is your biggest turn off?

Dream toy/gear?

What is your favorite kink?

What are your limits?

Are there any scenarios or kinks you’d like to experiment with?

What is your go to fantasy? What is it?

Favorite thing to hear during dirty talk/sexting?

What is your favorite power dynamic?

Do you have any kinks that are unrealistic/can’t be done irl?

What is something mundane that turns you on?

Lingerie, latex, leather, or none?

Do you have an owner/own someone?

Do you like to give/receive marks, if so, what kinds are your favorites?

What is something you are into that you haven’t seen talked about much?

What type of porn do you prefer (pics, videos, audio, literature)?

Overstimulation or edging?

How many people are involved in your dream scenario?

What kink are you most shy about, why?

How often do you get off?

Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

When did you last cum? What was it to?

Are you hornier in the morning or evening?

What is the strangest thing you’ve gotten off to?

What is the weirdest porn category you’ve searched for?

Do you prefer heavy bondage, light bondage, or none?

How do you prefer to get off?

If you are into intox, what is your preferred substance?

What is the kinkiest thing you’ve said/been told while sexting?

How much body hair do you prefer on yourself/your partners?

Full bush, fun shapes, or no bush?

Tag a mutual you’d fuck given the opportunity.

Favorite position to get off in?

Have you had a wet dream, what was it about?

Do you own any toys? What is your favorite?

Have you ever been caught getting off?

Have you ever masturbated to a mutual?

Would you ever fuck a stranger?

What is your tamest kink, why do you like it?

Rough or sensual sex?

Favorite way to be restrained or restrained someone?

Degradation or praise?

Would you hook up with someone you just met? Why or why not?

Do you prefer sending or receiving nudes?

Do you have any kinks you’d like to try but haven’t gotten to?

Would you ever masturbate while on the phone with someone?

Truth or dare? If you use this please link it in your answer posts so its easily accessible! <3 MINORS/AGELESS BLOGS DNI