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A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

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Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

honeypressed

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

moonreflectioninthefragglepond

A++ addition

tetsuskitten

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

tigerliliesandcherryblossoms

I LOVE THIS

vmohlere

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

laziestofthedreamers

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

pamgkrthwrites

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal.

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”

ladyhavilliard

…perfect

outerspacekake

I don’t like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect

eyhuff

I need a romance novel about this with Arthur Conan Doyle and Jack the Ripper

#writing prompt #serial killers #writers

Here’s some cover’s I made for Margaux Hagle’s NaNoWriMo Project, “Zane’s Not Dead.”

#nanowrimo

studyquill

just-a-jumbled-writer

Don’t be afraid to have fun as a writer. There’s nothing wrong with just saying “fuck it” and doing something because you think it’d be fun to write. Hell, half my stories originated from that. Like, the current serial story I’m working on, Steel Never Tires, is about mechas in the not-really-middle-ages.

Why are there mechas in a feudal society where the combustion engine isn’t common? Because it’s fun!

If you wanna add in a fact like “beans don’t exist in this world” or something, then go ahead and do it. Don’t take yourself too seriously, writing should be fun! If you wanna do something just cuz, and you can make it work, then nothing’s stopping you.

Writing shouldn’t be a chore, you shouldn’t have to do everything seriously and without a hint of humour. Let loose, say fuck it, and have fun while you’re writing.

ms-helios

Who wants to be in a Camp NaNoWriMo cabin with me? Reblog so we can get the word out and start making our own Writeblr cabins!

eyhuff

I’ve got a cabin set up but it only has about 4-5 people if anyone else wants to join!

Story moodboard for H Wilson’s camp nanowrimo project

#camp nanowrimo

Character Mood Board for Eroben

This character moodboard is for Eowyn Doyle’s Camp NaNoWriMo Project!

#camp nanowrimo

richietoaster

Are you a “can’t write dialogue” writer or a “can’t describe anything” writer

#my dialogue is so much better than my description

flotsamie

when u write something good for once and u surprise ur own damn self

mutopians

This is your friendly reminder that you don’t have to follow the writing tips you read online! You always can if you want to, but it really boils down to what you like in your writing.

You love using said? Props to you! Adverbs are your jam? I’m proud of you! Your villains aren’t that dimensional, but you love writing really in depth MCs? Keep up the great work! You frequently switch perspectives? Go for it!

We’re all learning how to be a good writer. What works for one person might not work for the other. And even if there are ways for you to change how you are as a writer, never feel pressured to. If you’re happy with how you write a certain way, don’t give that up. It’s your story, and part of the beauty of writing is how unique our stories can all be!

concerningwolves

Full offense but your writing style is for you and nobody else. Use the words you want to use; play with language, experiment, use said, use adverbs, use “unrealistic” writing patterns, slap words you don’t even know are words on the page. Language is a sandbox and you, as the author, are at liberty to shape it however you wish. Build castles. Build a hovel. Build a mountain on a mountain or make a tiny cottage on a hill. Whatever it is you want to do. Write.