Dokapon Kingdom Drinking Game
Drink if:
-The angels come for your soul
-your weapon breaks
-PHYOOOOOSE
-you lose a round of roshambo
-you send a food the king hates on behalf of another player
-anyone accidentally wanders into Africa and gets owned
-you are healed by the strangely unironic dog priest at a temple
-Mitch the digger is unsuccessful in digging up hot springs
-anyone becomes a darkling
-your hairstyle is changed to Poo or Baldy
-you successfully rob the skanky French item store girl
-someone pays off Robo-sassin
Bonus (to be read in the voice of Thor)
All players are to feed a chocolate-chip wafer to another player of their choosing whenever the mighty King of Dokopon proclaims the phrase “ADVENTURERS!”
This is coming around again.
Playing it right now!
















