much wow

Bitch don’t know how old she is

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

'winter storm incoming so charge your phone' this 'charge your laptop' that will NO ONE remind the girlies to charge their vibrators???

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

reblog to remind the girlies to charge their vibrators

[gumy-shark]

nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au

[monsieurenjlolras]

Sam Gamgee deserves more credit for refusing to serve unseasoned food in the woods in the middle of the most dangerous quest of all time

[monsieurenjlolras]

My man really said yeah I might be dead in a week but if I don't find a bay leaf I'm gonna die of shame right now

[intosnarkness]

Jurassic Park except they provide proper enrichment for the animals and they therefor don’t feel the need to hunt slow, small humans.

[intosnarkness]

“We stuffed this pumpkin full of live goats for the T. rex watch him try to get them out with his little fingers.”

[intosnarkness]

“Turns out the raptors are cage breakers, so we’ve gotten them a series of door handles to manipulate. Little guys just love it.”

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

"The Rexes are incredibly affectionate pack animals, so we were careful to breed multiples. Be sure to come during spring time to watch them go broody over anything even vaguely egg-shaped." "We put the Raptors through target training and now if they are bored, hungry, or just want a scratch under the chin they go to spot near the bars and ring a little bell for attention." "Imprinting after hatching was so common that we now have keepers under contract to care for the animals well into adulthood to prevent them from pining." "The Gallimimus turned out to be just giant Canada Geese, and so fear nothing. Their keeper regularly has to stop them from trying to attack fences, guests, feeding buckets, and the now traumatised pack of Ceratosaurs in the next paddock."

[rannulfr]

"We also fired Dr. Henry Wu."

[nudityandnerdery]

I have questions for OP either about how big they think a pumpkin is or about how small they think goats are.

[intosnarkness]

In a fictional genetic theme park, we play by Roger Rabbit rules. They’re however large they need to be to make my joke work.

[nudityandnerdery]

I respect that. Question withdrawn.

[shitpostinguniverse]

[petyrbaelishs]

#girlpower

[occupyvenus]

WE DON’T NEED NO WARM CLOTHES IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER! 

ALL THE CLOTHES I’M WEARING MAGICALLY MATERIALIZED WHEN SOMEONE PUT A SWORD IN MY HAND! 

WHY WOULD ANYONE DO SOMETHING AS USELESS AS KNITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER!  MY FINGERS AND TOES AREN’T GOING TO FALL OF BECAUSE I AM EMANCIPATED! 

GIRLY STUFF IS STUPID! DOING MANLY STUFF IS BADASS! FUCK WOMEN’S CONTRIBUTION TO OUR SURVIVAL! 

LET’S ALL FREEZE TO DEATH LIKE MEN!  LET’S ALL FREEZE TO DEATH LIKE MEN! LET’S ALL FREEZE TO DEATH LIKE MEN!

[plavoptice]

If your historical fiction thinks that to show your female character is strong and has value she must shed all traces of femininity you might have internalized misogyny check it out

[catgirlcaliphate]

If it’s written by a man it’s not internalized misogyny, it’s just garden-variety misogyny.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[savethewaffle]

☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼

[findingfeather]

Bothisbad.gif

[gen-is-gone]

“you just need to apply yourself more” is the most vicious thing you can tell a child who needs your help

[findingfeather]

“Well what ARE we supposed to do with a child who won’t apply themselves?!”

Find out why. Children are desperate for adult approval. It’s literally baked in. So find out what it is about that thing you want them to do that makes it so that the desire to make you happy is overwhelmed. It might be because they’re tired. It might be because they’re hungry. It might be because they’re neurodivergent. It might be because there’s zero reward they can understand and no, for the vast majority of “childhood” child-brains are NOT capable of understanding “grasping this skill will result in success later”, all those children who are “applying themselves” are just being more effectively motivated by the desire to please you, or their family, or whatever immediate reward they are getting from this experience.

Yes, this will take you, the adult, more time and effort.

Maybe you should apply yourself and try a little discipline.

[chastaindaily]

Welcome to CHASTAIN DAILY!

We’re a new source blog dedicated to two time Academy Award nominated actress Jessica Chastain and her career. Follow us for original content, updates, and more!

We track #chastaindaily and #jchastainedit so please tag us in your creations.

We are currently looking for affiliates and accepting member applications. If you’re interested, please apply here.

[toastbutteregg]

i strongly believe that most arguments happen cause someone hasn’t eaten yet

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

Orpheus: Hey, Hermes? Where’s my girlfriend?

Hermes: Gone.

Orpheus: Is she okay?

Hermes: Oh, she’s fine

Hermes: She dead tho.

[shortcrust]

Absolutely losing it at this reply

[shortcrust]

[bitcoitus]

Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

[bitcoitus]

“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being." — Robert Anton Wilson

[h-isforhome-deactivated20261708]

scream

[umbrellanumber5-deactivated2021]

.

.

This.

This is why people who stay in my life are neurodiverse like me!

[guerrillatech]

[heronb]

ok not to be adhd on main but if you even JOKINGLY make fun of me for my interests thats it. i wont ever be able to trust you again because im positive youre constantly judging me and making fun of me behind my back. thats just the way it is!!

[heronb]

to all the people vaguing people in the tags: get better friends

[heronb]

it ABSOLUTELY is, adhd and autistic experiences overlap so so much and i have both so this post is solidarity

[quinintheclouds]

If I may add, as an ADHD person if you insult (even jokingly) something I enjoy, I will no longer enjoy that thing as much. Every time I watch that show you called cringe I remember that you did that. You said the writing was unfunny, so now I don’t laugh at the jokes as much, even alone, and I feel like I shouldn’t enjoy it anymore if it’s bad. (And then I also believe you think I’m unfunny and my sense of humor is just bad) So I have to rationalize “Ok I know this part is awkward but I like it a little sometimes” in my head to justify my enjoyment, and that just makes the whole experience less fun. I’ll never express strong interest in something around you again. 

Sharing hyperfixations is a VULNERABLE act of trust, and if it goes badly, we just go right back to being ashamed of being happy.

[thatsmycigarbutyoucanborrowit-d]

WAIT SO THIS ISNT NORMAL??????????? I THOUGH EVERYONE HAD THAT.

[cornerstorebitch]

no offense but reading is literally the cure to brain rot and there’s no work around to reading books

[balaenabooks]

The notes on this post are an absolute shit-show. Tumblrites are straight-up calling this post ableist, as if people with learning disabilities cannot learn or be taught how to read. Which is in offensive in itself, if you think about it.

[real-uwu-hours]

As someone with a learning disability, please I’m begging you to shut up. Reading fucking SUCKS when you have a disability that fucks up your language processing, sometimes it can be physically painful. You’re acting like people with learning disabilities aren’t here to comment on ableism. There’s plenty of other ways to work out your brain besides reading and suggesting that reading is the only way IS ableist. If you don’t have a learning disability then next time please consider not speaking over us.

[cornerstorebitch]

first of all i feel completely comfortable speaking over you, specifically

second of all i’m 100% positive it’s more ableist to claim that people with learning disabilities don’t possess the capacity for reading or don’t derive the same benefits from doing so. you goddamn mouth breather

[alberteatsglass]

im cackling what

reading is fucking hard man like when you have a messed up brain you cant process things like its not ableist for me to be like ‘yeah i physically can not understand or process this text’ 

i get breakdowns when i try to read things and i just CANT read them like i can get the same benefits from watching a video that i get from reading the information wrote in a text book

there are different ways to learn things, sorry im not a slut for books

also uh…yeah no dont call people with learning disabilities ableist for saying reading is hard and processing is hard its called a learning disability for a reason because its something that effects how you learn and process of course its going to impair that

[cornerstorebitch]

there is no way to replicate the benefits derived from reading without actually reading and just because something is hard doesn’t mean it’s impossible and yes, it is ableist to make the claim that people with assorted disabilities shouldn’t try to read bc it’s difficult for them.

[alberteatsglass]

you sound like an english teacher which is supper funny to me cause im just picturing someones like 4th grade english teacher but they have the fucking l,pmkonjlkm;, they have ‘dyke’ in their bio

but thats off topic uhhhhh okay the reason people read is to get information. having someone say that information in a video is the exact same. if anything its like 10xs better for me to learn from someone telling me things than for me to get really upset over a book and end up giving up after 10 minutes.

if people dont want to try to read you dont gotta be rude about it i mean im not gonna tell someone with super bad disassociation ‘no dont even try to read’ but im not gonna illiterate shame them either

you sound so serious its making me laugh like i really dont think its that big of a deal to like read im also a zoomer tho so i dunno

[cornerstorebitch]

there are specific neurological benefits that are derived from reading, specifically, that exist outside of seeking information. which is why it doesn’t really matter WHAT you’re reading, just that you are reading something.

every single person can benefit from reading, and doubly so if they struggle with it.

[hieronymouscock]

how are yall reading this thread

[eyrequote]

Processing learning disabilities are not the only form of disability. Some people actually can’t read. Saying everyone can if they just try harder is ableist as fuck.