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hi it's me. 20yo

[featdino]

DINO God of Music

[emperornero]

not all have emojis but

STRONGEST WET BEAST. BATTLE

fish🐟🐠🐡

octopus🐙

squid

axolotl

jellyfish

shart🦈

sea slug🐚🐌

other mysterious beast.... [tags?]

Voting ended onFeb 9, 2023

[emperornero]

I DIDMT MEAN TO PUT. SHART . I CANT EDIT IT NOW FUUCK

[alice-hastur]

My favourite animal, the shart

[eyrkv]

just had to block 30 bots in the past two days, i swear they just keep appearing

[nancybongwater-deactivated20230]

[trewneollyn]

[invaderxan]

[plastidecor]

does a gay little walk across your dash to piss you off

[45percenterthen]

why is shooting ur shot (friendship edition) so much harder than shooting ur shot (romantic edition). babygirl i wanna befriend u so bad

[leepacey]

former prime minister of japan shinzo abe was just shot — to honor him and how he denied the existence of korean and chinese comfort women and said that the women who were raped by japanese soldiers are all lying sluts, i will be denying that he was ever shot. he’s a lying slut and he’s actually fine uwu

[franzis-frantic-thoughts]

Yesterday, I was told by a friend that it’s really unfair to call Boris Johnson a cunt because he has neither the depth nor the warmth of a vagina and he definitely has worse hair.

[hotvampireadjacent]

https://twitter.com/natalierevolts/status/1545271084819382276?s=21&t=C0SjouXus4VYgu89-9pORQ

Shinzo Abe was a disgusting piece of shit and war criminal. He would never apologize to the victims in his life, but let us never forget what a wretched man he was. Let this be how we remember him. Serve as a reminder that, a deep, sincere apology was, and still is , owed to the victims but he was too much of a disgusting, war crimes apologist, rancid price of shit to give them most basic apology owed to them from the Japanese government.

May he burn in hell, and his name be remembered for the bastard he was.

[vampiresister]

boris johnson resignation and public humiliation. shinzo abe shot. here's how bongbong marcos can still be killed

[kirianthedivorce]

For my non uk followers wondering wtf is going on:

- prime minister is a cunt. Had like a bajillion scandals

- latest one was apparently one two many. Two extremely important cabinet members resigned within minutes of each other

- within the next 24 hours about a third of the government resigned

- one resigned live on tv. Five resigned with the same letter to save time

- previous record for government resignations within 24 hours was 6 and it it was in the 1930s. We are, as I’m writing this, on 45 resignations

- Michael Gove, another cunt who is hated by all, was going to resign but was sacked instead in what appears to be the prime minister going “you can’t quit you’re fired!”

- government meetings are being cancelled because there is literally nobody in those departments anymore

- despite literally everyone begging him at this point to leave, including his most loyal little evil henchman, prime minister is refusing to resign in disgrace as is traditional for British prime ministers

- prime minister genuinely seems to be in complete denial anything serious is happening

- people are calling for Larry the Cat, no. 10’s chief mouser to be the next prime minister. When asked for comment, he licked his arse on live television

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I still get pissy every time I see an illustration like

because THAT! IS NOT! PROPORTIONAL! That is not an accurate diagram!!!

Here! Here is an actual image captured by the OSIRIS-REx spacecraft. THIS is what the distance between the Earth and the Moon actually looks like:

[captain-of-the-historicfuture]

Hey OP, have you ever heard of the If The Moon Were Only 1 Pixel website? :)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

OH SHIT

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I had to stop scrolling after 5 minutes and lie down

[emordnilapxpalindrome]

“If anyone needs to go camping in my state…” “If anyone needs to visit their aunt/cousin/friend…”

STOP. STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP.

FOR YOUR SAFETY, S T O P.

DO NOT VOLUNTEER TO HOST RANDOM STRANGERS. DO NOT AGREE TO BE HOSTED BY A RANDOM STRANGER.

DO NOT PUBLICLY POST THAT YOUR HOUSE WILL BE AN ABORTION SAVE HAVEN. OFFICIAL NETWORKS TO DO THIS ALREADY EXIST, NETWORKS THAT HAVE THE ABILITY TO BACKGROUND CHECK, AND SHIELD THEIR VOLUNTEERS FROM LAW ENFORCEMENT.

Even IF you personally know every person you’re offering this to and know with 100% certainty that they’re legit: YOU HAVE JUST CREATED A POTENTIALLY LEGALLY DAMNING DIGITAL PAPER TRAIL.

I know how obnoxious this is to say, but please: reblog this. I see these posts a lot, and I know most of you have good intentions. But these unoffical auntie networks are dangerous, both for those trying to help, and those seeking help. Law enforcement sees you. Violent anti-abortion extremists see you.

[Twitter thread]

[thecat-andme]

[radroller]

KINGS

[avicebro]

sorry if this has been done already