hey it's me :•)

beautiful banner by kelly pringle

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

[azurele]

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

[the-quasar-hero]

I yet have to see any proof that this so-called “sex” is real and does in fact exist in our world to any tangible degree; and yet the stork exists and we can clearly observe it.

[antimasculist]

at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life

at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation

[charl0ttan]

oh i love my darling sweetie beautiful friends so so much i cant wait until the next time i get a chance to chat with them.....its a shame i have no way to initiate a conversation with any of them..the tech just isnt ready unfortunately...sad..........

[theskullofjudgement]

What should I name my dog

CIGARETTE 2

[laterkiss]

*flirting* are you ever repulsed by ur desires

[hannahlockillustration]

Camping with Snufkin and Little My.

[mikufanclub]

notice how its littlest pet shop and not littlest pet shelter, littlest pet adoption center, littlest pet rehabilitation. really twisted

[anxietyproblem]

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[fairycosmos]

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

[cookiethebirddoll]

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

[1five1two]

[decadent-hag]

[tangled-pixel-harpsichord]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.

[2colde]

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

[malibuklaus]

[64mpg]

*trying to act natural and befriend you* have mercy on my damned soul???