Neytiri: sometimes,not always but sometimes i ask myself if your brain remained the one of a human brain.
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Jake: would you love me even if i was a cockroach?
Neytiri: first of all, what is a cockroach? Second of all i loved you even in the human form, i think i can love you in any form.
Jake: I'm i supposed to be offended or to take it as a compliment?
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Jake got away for a few weeks, to do clan leader shit.
Neytiri: Ma Jake Ma Jake finally you have returned! Something terrible happened
Jake: what?! Are the children okay? Are you okay?
Neytiri: look at our son takes Spider and puts it in front of him
Spider:dad what is wrong with me?
Jake: did i never explained to you that Human males have beards when they become a certain age?
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Tuk: dad how do kids born?
Jake: hell no go away really fast
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Tuk:mom how do kids born?
Neytiri: as your father would say 'hell no" Go away really fast
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Tuk: Spider, Kiri how do kids born?
Spider: we are the adopted ones
Kiri:yeah you should tell us
Spider:how do kids born Tuk tuk?
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Jake:how is the most beautiful person in this room doing?
Neytiri:I don't know how are they doing?
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Aounung: your brother is cute
Neteyam: I'll give you 5 seconds to take back your words
Aounung: i wasn't talking about Lo'ak
Neteyam:i know mother fuckers, you still have 2 seconds.
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Lo'ak: or maybe you came too early.
Jake: Lo'ak you should have been here five hours ago!
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Kid Spider: Mom mom do you like my drawing? proceeds to show the ugliest drawing in history
Kid Neteyam: so beautiful that we should hide it so other people won't see it and try to steal it.