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why the fuck is it that tv-show writers seem to think a ship can’t be interesting without a lot of break ups and drama like??? no! give me that healthy, long lasting relationship that is always there but not in the center of attention or the main storyline. i totally dig that, burry those nasty love-triangles deep deep down where nobody can find them ever again. please and thank you.

wonderworman-archive

Tbh the best thing about Venom (2018) is that Eddie looks like complete shit the entire time. I kept waiting for the inevitable moment in all superhero movies where the guy rips off his shirt and everyone gets a minute and a half to ogle him until the plot resumes but, no, Eddie spends the entirety of the movie in the one gray hoodie drenched in sweat and looking 3.1 seconds from death. No unnecessary shirtless fight scene or shower scene. Just Tom Hardy looking like garbage and talking to himself for almost 2 hours. Poetic cimena.

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foxbowl

Avengers: Sad, depressed, almost ready to give up

Scott Lang:

pine-and-cavill

Chris Pine plays kiss, marry and kill. Chrises Edition.

darksilveraster

the correct answer now i’m picturing Chris Pine three times widowed wearing his black veil and his fur coat

iamaang

Don’t be a pussy

dankmemeuniversity

monkeysky

salty-ironstrange-shipper

Me reading fic: LET THEM BE HAPPY

Me writing fic: They shall have five minutes … five minutes of being happy with no problems. Then … *evil laughter* THEN.

dailyraccoons

19863

not to be negative but someone really spent all that time and energy cutting open a pomegranate and then gave it to a (cute) raccoon?

pythiaproject

It’s called Love .

theyellowbrickroad

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

itskyalenotkyle

Dance to anything

watanabaes

AU in which hina opens a tattoo parlor across the street from the flower shop kags works at and kags expects this guy to be some sort of hot laid back player but he’s actually a huge nervous ball of sunshine