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thank you, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

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Things I Loved About Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

Warning: Spoilers

“...Skywalker”

Rey absolutely destroying Palpatine with those twin lightsabers

the voices that spoke her name- chills, I tell you, chills

“In the event I don’t make it back, I want you to know you’ve been a real friend, R2. My best one, in fact.”

HAN FREAKING SOLO

Rey handing Ben the lightsaber

C-3PO and his inability to shut up the entire time

the way everything about Kylo Ren changed once he became Ben (props to Adam Driver, damn)

“They’re not a Navy. They’re just…people.”

THE FLASHBACK! Young Luke and Leia!

Chewie’s reaction to Leia’s death cries

the dude to the right of me that clapped when they kissed and the dude to the left of me that clapped when he died

“Dad...” “...I know.”

Sith Rey like Empire Strikes Back all over again

can I stress again how much I loved C-3PO

Luke’s x-wing! Rising up from the water! I loved it!

the adorable relationship between Rey, Finn, and Poe that we deserved

Jedi Leia, oh my god

“Never underestimate a droid.”

LANDO CALRISSIAN, long overdue 

Poe flirting was really something else

“Everything is on fire. Yes, all of it. On fire.”

gotta have those Ewoks

Rey looking at the Tatooine suns and ending the saga  p e r f e c t l y

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okay but the real question is who went and fucked palpatine’s shriveled ass in order to produce c h i l d

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im so glad Glee took place in 2009 and not 2019 because i don’t think i could mentally handle Mr. Shue rapping Hamilton or Kurt singing Truth Hurts

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yes sir, there was a Kristoff scene in Frozen II that somehow managed to give off both High School Musical and Queen album cover vibes

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if C-3PO fucking dies, im gonna flip my shit

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Riverdale 15-year-olds vs actual 15-year-olds

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is this a “spot the pedophile media creators” game

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Uh, the right-hand picture isn’t an actual 15-year-old either. He looks closer, but still.

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Yes. But that’s the point. He’s portrayed as a 15 year old instead of some sort of hunky sex god or whatever gross media creators do with teens

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OP could have chosen how they portray Archie (male to male) but didn’t. Prolly because over sexualized males don’t matter as much.

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Hi, so let it be known that I made this post when I was like 14 and was bitter that my ‘Ultimate Childhood Role Model’ Betty Cooper, who I absolutely adored, was a pole-dancing in some new show. 

Everyone chill for a sec and read some Archie Comics ‘cause they’re awesome and nobody (male or female) pole-dances.

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Riverdale 15-year-olds vs actual 15-year-olds

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I made this post almost 2 years ago?? What happened? Is everyone okay? 

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me waiting to see how tom holland responds to the deal:

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petition to have tom holland come back to the mcu with a slightly changed name and play it off like that

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Happy: Oh, hey, Pete-

Tom Holland, in a slightly altered Spider-Man costume: HEY EVERYONE! IT’S ME, ARACHNID-BOY! ALSO KNOWN AS PIETRO PARKOUR-

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petition to have tom holland come back to the mcu with a slightly changed name and play it off like that

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‪Me: dude how did May fight so damn well with a giant freaking stab wound in her stomach??‬

Me, again: oh wait, she’s May‬

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we (sebastian) stan our new Shang-Chi

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Daisy Johnson walked so Shang-Chi could run

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List of people who could be running the official Spider-Man twitter account:

Tom Holland, in disguise

Zendaya (‘cause she’s hip with the youth)

“jake g and his sexy dad outfit”

All three of them, combined