S. B. Alexander

Non-practicing intellectual

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Been awake for 3 days started seeing faces on walls again

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I can’t live laugh love like this

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Houseboats could be an option… should look into that

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I try to ignore the thing that comes to my house at 4am

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Saw a blind cat on Instagram enjoying the sun and now I love him

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A gentle verse won’t pick you up

or stop you being left behind,

Such are the hymns of sirens

who think being nice is being kind.

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Sketch and first line art for my post the other day. Even if I plan to colour something, I like to make the line art viable in that high contrast manga style first.

I should start trying to find mid tones with Ben-Day dots. I always love how those look even in misprints

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Giving me a microphone was a mistake

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I miss dildo trick shot videos

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If I don’t wear a garter my socks shoot off my feet during climax

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Optometrist: “-and what type of frame are you looking for sir? Your options are Serial Killer, Child Predator, or TERF Wizard.”

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Tumblr user cosplay

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“Will we be wearing briefs to the Royal Ascot, Master Cavill?”

“Boxers today, I think.”

“Very well, sir. Do recall to walk like it’s heavy.”

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The Dragon’s Dogma

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Never could I have imagined over one hundred people would like my art

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