Dear Beyoncé, It's me again, Bitchzekiel.

[francisfordfiesta-deactivated20]

“we almost dated” is such a weird relationship to have with someone

[whomst-the-fck-asked]

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

[trashfuckpopsuicide]

[certified-p0ser]

i lov how this resurfaces whenever there’s a major upcoming election

[rosewater1997]

all i ever think about is skincare and getting rawed

[thecommonchick]

WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST

[mooglemain]

Me: You know what? I think most people’s perception of me is a positive one. A lot of people seem to like me and enjoy having me around. 

Anxiety: 

[jonostarsmcre-deactivated202002]

sto p

[micaxiii]

isn’t that present will smith in the background?

like running for dear life to prevent a paradox from happening

[accras]

Just a regular teen…Sasha Obama’s summer job at seafood restaurant Nancy’s in Martha’s Vineyard.

[fvlani]

When has a child of the first family ever???????

[onlyblackgirl]

Michelle was like “So you think you just gone lay around in my house all summer? Sasha: But we the first family… Michelle: No I’M THE FIRST FAMILY. You ain’t paying no bills. You got First family money?

[arianaediits]

seriously go sasha 

[viaelet]

[donhfit-deactivated20190904]

[male-affectionn]

more here

[yizere]

[mysharona1987]

[carphones-deactivated20161117]

[thrilljoyz]

google chrome incognito is like that really cool aunt who won’t tell your parents about your dirty secrets thanks aunt google

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

[shinyuanbudo-deactivated2014100]

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

[tomhollande]

‘‘zendaya will be playing mary jane watson in spider-man: homecoming’‘

[tupacabra]

be careful who you call ugly in middle school because they’ll probably always be insecure about themselves because those are very formative years in child development

[allweknowispretending]