Ezekiel Tyrus
September 24 at 12:45pm
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Two very unusual talents I have yet to capitalize upon.
A. Whenever I am in a restaurant as a customer or employee, I can look around at the staff and I am able to tell who is sleeping with whom. Some restaurants you go into and the sexual energy is enormous with lots of young people and high energy movements among the staff. When you step into a restaurant with a more mature staff, incl. career servers with families to support, less sexual energy but it is still there. Trippy. Whenever I eat out, I look around at the staff members and I can tell. A trippy talent.
B. I can spot a swinger couple wherever I go and in any setting. It can be the grocery store, my eye doctor’s office, a bar, anywhere. There’s a certain energy, almost always coming from the female. They can be ugly, beautiful, rich, poor, any race, any ethnicity but they always have this specific energy and purposefully radiate the energy like a cell tower. It’s a sight to behold but once you can recognize it, you recognize it wherever you go.
For the record, I have worked in restaurants and bars most of my adult life and was a bouncer at a sex and swingers club in California years ago.
Pictured: a very obvious swinger couple to my trained eye. OBVIOUS!!
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