Ezio's Booty

 Graphic art, multiple fandoms, animals, ezio's fine ass

[nek-ros]

bioshock audio recording type of tweet

[qqchurch]

[psijii-deactivated20151030]

[moclel]

so i was checking out miles on the wiki and i noticed THIS GEM on the nicknames session

[glowytrash-deactivated20180720]

THE WAY YOU CIRCLED IT MADE THE ONE UNDERNEATH LOOK LIKE GAY PROSECUTOR- PHOENIX WRIGHT

[moclel]

HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHHA

[poppopopopopi-deactivated202505]

If you ever feel bad for being Lazy, just remember Ubisoft didn’t want to have to animate a new model for Origins and just stuck a Chocobo head on a Camel for their FFXV crossover.

[miyku]

[thundergunnexpress]

what the hell is going on

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

come find out

[knowyournewmeme]

I’m just a 75 year old man who loves a nice pretzel

[ulavii]

Anders : Ahah look I’m so much of a rebel I made the Chantry f*cking EXPLODE.

Solas : HOLD. MY. BEER.

[doomsday519-deactivated20240507]

[eziosfineass]

me: damn why dont i play more online multiplayer games

me immediately after interacting with the type of people that play online multiplayer games: ah

[kibibarel]

when you’ve got an Opinion™ but you know it’ll open up The Discourse™ so you gotta hold in all your emotion

[igglooaustralia]

No this is not a Renaissance painting. Just Nicki Minaj slaying a white carpet

[fauxfable]

No joke I even see the golden spiral

[veehos-deactivated20181212]

Yeah, it starts right in the bobbies

[thetenderpassion]

[eziosfineass]

me growing up: I don't understand how an empire like Rome with so many resources and such a clear advantage could tear itself apart, it just seems unlikely

me watching the 2016 election cycle: oh

[laurelcasfillo]

Cersei is a mother too. No matter who fathered those children, she felt them kick inside her, brought them forth with her pain and blood, nursed them at her breast.

[anneboleynqueen]

I beseech Your Highness to take heed, not to pursue the path you seem to be taking, or you will surely follow Ahab, who married the whore Jezebel, and surely will incur his unhappy end, that dogs will lick your blood as they licked Ahab’s, which God avert and forbid!

[tr-apstar]

Men are so fuckin weak dude I swear. Women are out there grindin like nothing’s wrong while bleeding out of their vaginas 7 days a month, cramps so bad we can barely function, pushing a human out of our hoohas, taking pills that fuck with our horomones just so you can hit it raw and you have the damn nerve to judge the size of our hips that have birthed the civilizations of the world like they were made to be admired by you? No. Next time you get flicked in the balls I don’t wanna hear u talk about how it’s so much harder being a man. Damn. Shout out to women. Don’t let men tell you shit.

[delreigns]

[wolf224]