Darth Tittious 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈

Bethany. 27. American. she/her. Garbage.

[staybronzeponyboy]

When will life stop being so god damn disappointing

[staybronzeponyboy]

Blackbeard’s Moving Castle

[staybronzeponyboy]

Hi all!!

Please ignore every post below this one, I haven’t used this blog in at least 3 years 😪 this will be primarily an OFMD account 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈

[tealmoth]

No offense but *coughs into a white cloth, then dramatically unfolds it to reveal that it is spotted with blood, foreshadowing my tragic death by tuberculosis at the ending of the film*

[steampunktendencies]

A simple yet wondrous robot design!

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[staybronzeponyboy]

My housemate and I got really drunk tonight. Now he’s in his room getting laid while I’m in mine eating dark chocolate resees and twizzlers and probably about to masterbate myself to sleep.

[littlemissonewhoisall]

Look, guys, I get that people have opinions on Spider-Man but the American president just insinuated that the vast majority of American Jews are traitors, and the Amazon Rainforest has been burning for over two weeks, this is not as big a deal as people are acting like. 

[sketchdeath]

whippet

[sadhoc]

bastard’s degree

[sadhoc]

bastard of sciences

[glumshoe]

any group of children between ages 7 and 14 will, if left unattended for over 40 seconds, begin to form weird cults

[glumshoe]

seriously you go into another room to get a band-aid and you come back to find a quartet of ten year-olds prostrating themselves around a dirty baby sock they found on the floor and chanting “speak to us, master” and that’s just life

[obsessionsofabooklover-deactiva]

I am a teacher and my students formed an unhealthy obsession with a can of unopened sprite I had on my shelf. They called it their god. One day I found them holding rulers in the form of a cross singing Kumbaya, so I hid the Sprite as it was becoming a distraction. So the students made a change.org petition to find it.

[catasters]

[lesbianshepard]

biden straight up said “poor kids are just as bright as white kids” and the news keeps referring to it as a “gaffe” instead of “incredibly revealing racist moment” 

[lesbianshepard]

biden: says straight up racist shit

media: uh oh! he made a whoopsie!

[robertpattisons]

[sea-nerd-adventures]

“RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!”

One of our awesome volunteers brought in this submarine as enrichment for the octos, and this little sea monster has had a fantastic time sinking the ship, causing chaos, and finding food while doing so! I love the simplicity of this little vessel as a form of enrichment, and the potential it holds for more complicated activities.

[wetheurban]

Tree Drawings, Tim Knowles

A closer look at British artist Tim Knowles’ series of drawings produced using drawing tools attached to the tips of tree branches; the wind’s effects on the tree, recorded on paper. Like signatures each drawing reveals the different qualities and characteristics of each tree.

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[hurglewurm]

marco polo. that’s the joke thank you for your time 

[givemearmstopraywith]

medusa by caravaggio (1597 - 1598) // howl by florence + the machine (x)