|Jacob|

"sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit"

[everoutoftouch]

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

[blurds]

This blog has been telling you not to trust pelicans for over a decade and this is why

[thetygre]

[devils-queen]

✞ 666 ✞

[sleepgrifter]

saw a dude at the mall with a shirt that said I AM AFRAID OF WOMEN in impact font but he was walking with like 3 girls. king

[sleepgrifter]

[raspberrybluejeans]

It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????

[cryptidunknown]

3500 years ago a bunch of people decided to build a tower to the sky and now I have to worry about keeping up my Duolingo streak

[hell-propaganda]

why would you blame the people reaching for heaven instead of the god who cursed them

[bunjywunjy]

add that one to the list, boys

[applejuicewerewolf]

You're right and you should say it

[thedankmemes]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[anger-birb]

Man I’d love to see more of these from different cultures.

[anger-birb]

LMFAO

[snackbagels]

[riippuliitaja]

Mitä cybershop yrittää kertoo

[dog-teeth]

badweird feelings

[chronicbrainfag]

not to be a communist on main but these are literally the modes of alienation under capitalism that marx described

[escuerzoresucitado]

[leporidie]

whenever my program freezes

[ampervadasz]

[eerian-sadow]

It’s true. I started calling “the cloud” offsite storage, and the comprehension that dawns in my customers’ eyes is super gratifying. They understand external hard drives, but many couldn’t wrap their heads around this mystical floating in the air storage–because that’s not how it works at all. You’re just using space on someone else’s hard drive.

[funnytwittertweets]

[ruffboi-mags]

(via @taibhsearachd)

[fierceawakening]

YOU LIVE IN A REALM

[compyuter]

nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again

[paperandpencilsandskips]

So true, btw can you stand on this x over here? I think there’s buried treasure under there

[compyuter]

treasure? YIPPEE!!! (starts digging!!!!!)

[paperandpencilsandskips]

THOUSAND ENERGY BEAMS ATTACK

[compyuter]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I love this genre of tumblr posts that’s basically the online equivalent of playing power rangers on the playground

[testosteronetwunk]

my favorite celebrity non-controversy was when lorde wanted to express her love of baths so she posted a picture of her bathtub captioned “and iiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuu” not realizing that whitney houston died in a bathtub

[testosteronetwunk]

like oh my god. it’s such a non issue but it’s so so funny

[datafags]

this is the type of thing my anxiety thinks is gonna happen every single time I say something