Ezra Talbott

Ezra Talbott. 18. I'll probably kiss you.

[tessa-coin]

I'm actually trying in school, and that is quiet terrifying.

[tessa-coin]

I mean out of here, I’m tired of this city. 

[ezra-talbott]

...Really? You mean it? What about like, your bitch mother and everything?

[myles-ramsey]

I thought only girls got catcalls...

[myles-ramsey]

Let me guess, you get competitive and it leads to me and you against a wall? I’m taking the Twerk Queen title away from you. That’s my crown!

[ezra-talbott]

I don't know whether to be mad or incredibly turned on.

[crossoutcarlos-blog]

Well, you know that my door is open and you are definitely welcome to come over. Especially if the night ends how I think it will.

[ezra-talbott]

How do you think it will end? I need details.

[crossoutcarlos-blog]

Not sure that you count as a pet, Ezra. But if you want to help cure my chronic loneliness I won’t complain.

[ezra-talbott]

Mmm, I would love to help cure it. I could help with tons of things.

[myles-ramsey]

I thought only girls got catcalls...

[myles-ramsey]

Always? I doubt that. I don’t hate it, the jokes though, they get old so quick. Creepy old dudes like to make them and I’m just like, shush and let me twerk on you for five minutes.

[ezra-talbott]

Trust me. Things get bad when I don't win. Oh my god! You twerk? I love twerking. I used to be called the twerk queen.

[myles-ramsey]

I thought only girls got catcalls...

[myles-ramsey]

I’m gonna regret not telling you my real name first, aren’t I?

[ezra-talbott]

Yes. Rule number one: I always win. Sorry, babe. But do you really hate Lucky that much?

[crossoutcarlos-blog]

I think I need a pet. My place gets a little lonely. Maybe a dog or a cat or a goldfish or somethng.

[ezra-talbott]

Just have me over.

[myles-ramsey]

I thought only girls got catcalls...

[myles-ramsey]

I didn’t get to choose it so shush! A bunch of the girls gave it to me before my first shift for… reasons.  If you keep up with all the jokes I’ll have to tell you my proper name.

[ezra-talbott]

No, it's cute, seriously! I'm not sure if I'll ever be able to call you anything but Lucky, honestly.

[myles-ramsey]

I thought only girls got catcalls...

[myles-ramsey]

Well then, just ask for a private dance with Lucky and you might get that. And maybe a little more, because you were a talented kisser.

[ezra-talbott]

Lucky? That's your stage name? That's adorable. I'll for sure try to..get Lucky.

[myles-ramsey]

I thought only girls got catcalls...

[myles-ramsey]

Well, you definitely don’t need to worry about sharing. But if she slips me a $20 I’ll still strip for her because, money is good.

[ezra-talbott]

She might do it just to fuck with me. But I want you to strip for me!

[tessa-coin]

I'm actually trying in school, and that is quiet terrifying.

[tessa-coin]

How do you feel about moving? 

[ezra-talbott]

Jesus Christ, Tess. We just got here. But....I would like thicker walls so we won't have to hear quite so many neighborly fucks. Depends on where, I guess.

[myles-ramsey]

I thought only girls got catcalls...

[myles-ramsey]

And here I was thinking you wouldn’t want to share. But, hey, if you want to drag a buddy along for a lapdance, I won’t mind.

[ezra-talbott]

Oh, don't worry. Neither of us are very into sharing. I just bring her along for fun.

[rorymulligan]

You know something that doesn't mix?

[rorymulligan]

Squealing? Seriously? Ugh, I swear if you squeal too loud and put me off my aim I will punch you in the nose.

[ezra-talbott]

Not the face! This is my moneymaker!

[myles-ramsey]

I thought only girls got catcalls...

[myles-ramsey]

Yeah, you definitely have.

[ezra-talbott]

Well, I'll definitely come visit you. I might need to bring my bestie, though.

[rorymulligan]

You know something that doesn't mix?

[rorymulligan]

Hmmm, I could use a shooting buddy… As long as you don’t turn into a fucking pussy when it comes time to pull the trigger.

[ezra-talbott]

There is not one part of me that is a pussy, sweetie. I can't promise there won't be some high pitched squeals coming from me, though.

[myles-ramsey]

I thought only girls got catcalls...

[myles-ramsey]

Well, I’m not a lifeguard. And if I was a model there would be pictures everywhere. I think that leaves only one choice.

[ezra-talbott]

Stripper, then? Wow, I hit the jackpot.

[rorymulligan]

You know something that doesn't mix?

[rorymulligan]

Something like that. There is a shooting range just outside town and I swear, I’m the only one who goes.

[ezra-talbott]

You wanna take me? I wanna shoot a gun, that sounds hot.