the one & only ezra

poet, fan fiction writer, artist, loser

[ezrathepoet]

INTRO POST !!

Hey ! I'm Ezra !! I also go by Blu or Klaire, but preferably Ezra or Blu. This is a little intro post about me !!!

identity stuff: he/they/it, transmasc, apamasc, implasexual/romantic

fandoms: tbp, pobawf, ghosts cbs, outsiders, warriors

hobbies: fan fiction writer, poet, artist, songwriter, colorguard, flute player in concert band, choir

favorite characters: Charlie Kelmeckis, Bruce Yamada, Vance Hopper, Finney Blake, Ernesto Arellano, Trevor Lefkowitz, Ponyboy Curtis, Graystripe

favorite music artists: Queen, TV Girl, Olivia Rodrigo, Laufey, Led Zeppelin

nicknames: ezzy, ez, poetman, bluebird, easy e, klairebear

timezone: US Central

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I am, in fact, a minor. I don't mind adults talking to me but if you try any creepy shit = blocked and reported. I don't have money to pay for commissions, so please don't ask. My posting schedule is usually in the dead of night because I'm Batman.

That's all, BYEEE!!!!

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Nooo I have to rewrite the beginning of this chapter bc I forgot I didn't have it on ellipses..... I need to kill 😔😔😔💔💔💔

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Official anthems for id(isro)

Might use one for inspo for the ending or soemthing.... Idk....

Too Little, Too Late - Laufey (just fits)

Lover, You Should've Come Over - Jeff Buckley (will be mentioned)

Please Be Rude - Gigi Perez (the fic's name is from a lyric)

Dancing Queen - ABBA (will be mentioned)

Mr. Brightside - The Killers (just fits)

Drop Dead - Olivia Rodrigo (just fits)

New chapter out soon.... Like maybe in the next ten minutes...

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New addition:

R U Mine? - Arctic Monkeys (will be mentioned)

BTW!!! All songs that will be mentioned are going to be mentioned at Amy's birthday ball!!!! All songs that "just fit" may have something to do with the plot of this fic.... Or the ending... You'll never know..... Except drop dead that one just fits cuz I like it

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whats that one band that made bohemian rap soda or whatever it’s called

I am so glad you asked!!!!!

Its queen my favorite band!!!!! Its a band that ran from the mid 70's to the very early 90's.

Lead singer and frontman is Freddie Mercury, who wrote the song "Bohemian Rhapsody." He passed away due to AIDS-related pneumonia on September 27, 1991 (I think!) And I'm still mourning. He was married to Mary Austen for a bit (a relationship that produced another great song, "Love of my Life.") but his partner until he passed was Jim Hutton. Fun fact! Freddie Mercury was Zoroastrian and was not born in England! His name at birth was Farrokh Bulsara (pardon if I spelt it wrong) and he was Parsi Indian.

The drummer of the band is Roger Taylor. A song he wrote was "I'm in love with my car," and he sang it as well! (while playing drums!!! Is that skill or what???) He was originally in a band named Smile with Brian May and some other guy before the other guy (who sang lead and played bass for Smile) joined another band and Freddie took his place as lead singer, renaming Smile to Queen. Tabloids and magazines nicknamed him "Sex On Legs" in the 70's (he was very hot back then.) Now, he looks more like Santa Claus than anything. Fun fact! He once threw a television (I think) out of a window due to his short fuse. And he was studying dentistry at college.

The guitarist of Queen is Brian May. A song he wrote is "Fat Bottomed Girls." Rockstars, amirite??? He was the guitarist in Smile before it became Queen. He used to have luscious, brown curls, but nowadays his hair is white as snow. It kept its curls, however. Fun fact! He once made his own guitar out of the mantle from his fireplace! Oh, and he has a doctorate in astrophysics.

The bassist of Queen is John Deacon. He is the genius behind the song "I Want To Break Free," which had the members of the band dress in drag (as suggested by Roger Taylor) in the music video. The music video was then banned in the US. Weird.... Anywho, not much is known about him, but he is someone who wrote a lot of the bands hit songs. He actually wrote with David Bowie himself on the song "Under Pressure." Out of the band, he took Freddie's passing the hardest, and only performed with Roger and Brian one time (I think) after it. He now lives a quiet life somewhere in London. Fun Fact! He didn't have a microphone on stage until 1975, when the band made "Killer Queen," in which he played the triangle. He also has a degree in electrical engineering.

Thanks for asking cackles devilishly.

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The reason I'm up so late is because Gotham needed saving

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Evan and Vance once teamed up on someone because they were being a shit talker about their Evans dad and they almost killed that guy

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Evan is the type of guy to smash a glass coke bottle and fight with it

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One time Evan was rough housing with Vance and Vance fucking bit his hand. He wouldn't let go. He shook it around like a rabid dog while Evan screamed and tried shaking Vance's sharp ass teeth off it

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"Like him" by tyler, the creator is so much sadder if you think about how evan's uncle is literally the grabber and how guilty he feels about billy and how his dad gets insulted by his classmates

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Vance is the type of sibling brother-like friend to go into Evan's room turn on the lights and cieling fan let out a yelp and then leave the door open when he leaves

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Vance pierced his own ears (double helix) and then pierced Evan's (double lobe) Evan gave him so much shit about how painful the healing process was that Vance (playfully) smacked the hell outta him

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after putting the canonical dates for all my oneshots in order I think I should start planning my sequel fic Pacienca Y Fe (I say as the first fic isn’t even done yet)

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I smell in the heights

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Thinking about that one person (my ex) that always claims to be better than you (me) because they were in a fandom (the black phone) since the first movie or whatever came out (2021) BUT they also sexualized some characters at some point (Vance and Bruce) and it started making you (me) uncomfortable so you (i) told them to stop cuz it was weird and the characters (and actors during filming) were minors (Vance being 15, Brady being around that age at the time, same with Tristan/Bruce) and they say "oh its whatever I'm a minor too."

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Vance appearing in a few Shaw family photos with Evan and Max (the grabber is in jail awaiting his execution remember?) And there's one with Evan and Vance watching A movie but not really because their both asleep and vance is leaning on his brother's Evan's shoulder and Max took that silly little picture in secret with his Polaroid and keeps it in his wallet cause he loves his kids his son Evan and Vance like he's his own

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Bruce deciding to let Vance finally pierce his ears but then their faces get really close and Bruce panics and gets scared so he shoves Vance away saying "I CHANGED MY MIND!" Vance yells back "ITS TOO LATE TO TURN BACK DONT BE A PUSSY!!" and "STOP FUCKING MOVING" all the while Bruce is shoving his face away with his hand and then his arm gets too tired and Vance falls dropping the whatever the help you call the small sewing thing is it needle idk and BOOM Bruce catches Vance's face with his face and they kiss

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I love you btw <3

TWINK

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I hate gay people ITS NOT GAY MONTH ANYMORE!!!! STOP IT!!!!! /heavily joking

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Rest in peace Robin you would've mastered the rasputin dance on just dance and would force everyone to make the bicycle with you in Waka Waka

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Heard Rasputin Dance on just dance and got flashbacks to the time I did it twice in a row out of pure boredom and sweat my invisible balls off