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[blackgirlsvevo]

70% of girls in relationships ain’t even happy y’all just pretending

[blackgirlsvevo]

‘at least i have a bf’ yea w/ some bum ass guy who doesn’t text back and doesn’t rmr things abt u and that u just put up w/ Bc every once in a while he does smth to make ur heart flutter so u ignore the fact that the majority of ur relationship is u constantly bein underwhelmed and under appreciated but being too attached to being able to project the outside image of ‘i’m in a relationship’ bc u believe it gives u status or socially validates ur value as a woman to the watching world sweetie i’ll take being single

[blamethesoup]

[woodrider]

[muydiferente]

Adele Grisoni

[resettles]

[hydro-homies]

Sighs in American

[unbotheredmuse]

📸: phineloves

[mendes-shawn]

All I can say is I was enchanted to meet you...

[gahdamnpunk]

This is highly alarming

[architeuthis-rex]

If Disney owns Hulu, why in the FUCK are they creating their own paid streaming site?!

[forgotten-sea-god]

For you to pay more duh. Its about money. Always has been and will be until the economy collapses

[vogueistic]

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[stem-stims]

Physics: More pencil tricks

Source

[dexer-von-dexer]

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.

[promieniowanie]

[slutshame-alexanderhamilton]

Hands down the funniest thing I have ever heard at college was overhearing the following sentence at a conference:

“I asked him what his pronouns were and he said ‘uh, PhD.’”

[tiktokarchive]

“White moms playing minecraft”

[pink-dragonair]

list of most powerful tweets

and the #1:

[distinguishedbaloney]

[nawaffs-deactivated20200221]

fall in love with someone who wants you, who waits for you. who understands you even in the madness, someone who helps you, and guides you, someone who is your support, and your hope. fall in love with someone who talks with you after a fight. fall in love with someone who misses you and wants to be with you. do not fall in love only with a body or a face or with the idea of being in love

[willgrace]

[flybutnotlikeag6]

-me, 4 times already today