Woman: Whats your favorite Disney Princess Movie?
Bojack Horseman: Beauty and the Beast
Bojack Horseman: Growing up I imagined myself as the handsome brute, but now I can I have any woman I want,since i'm a celeb.
Woman: Honestly I'm not surprised just grossed out. Now that your all grown up, you must get with women all of the time.
Bojack Horseman: Its great, the appeal and power of bestiality today.
Bojack horseman: I make love to some women on te show and its great. Trust me if you wanna get with me I promise you'll see the phrase Im hung like a horse' differently.
Woman: I think im in love, I like your charisma. Lets go out.
Bojack Horseman:Gee thanks I'm flattered, lets go breed some centuars.










