Be yourself, everyone else is already taken...

...and no one wants to trade with you. (the trash i find laying around Tumblr and the trash that pops into my brain basket.)

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do some outlandish shit when your alone in a elevator and then quickly pretend to be normal as the doors open.

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shout out to the little peeps whos Oc's are pretty much just cannon characters with their color pallets swapped out and minor additions to their outfits.

[tedturnerwascrazy]

Disney really didn't need to give Dana more reasons to hate them but by god they gave her some anyway

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i wanna see stuff made by strange ganglely beasts, not slop that data thinks I'll like based on what other people have liked. get that AI shwiznit outta here

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

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why does everyone always think every generations after theirs is strange and unknowable? people are weird and thanks to the Internet I think its been well documented at this point that when children discover obserdism they almost always latch onto it. the flavor of the absurd changes a little but that's about it.

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*kid staring down at their phone on the front steps of my apartment building*

"where are you?.." they mumble, clearly upset whoever their waiting for is so late.

*me walking by and over hearing them*

"AND IM SO SORRY, I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight.." my inner thoughts burst out of my mouth without a thought as a walk past them and into the distance.

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I don't want you to stick around for them, nor for me. I want you to stay for you. because that's the only choice that carries the possibility of improvement. things aren't guaranteed to get better, but they could. no one can really know what's just around the corner and you may be robbing yourself out of something that will make this scary confusing ride worth a damn at the end of it all.

Love you guys, hope you treat yourselves gently and love yourselves too.

[hexhomos]

PSA: AO3 HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH AI BOT COMMENTS.

Have you seen one of these dipshits? If you post regularly on ao3, chances are YES, but more likely you didn't notice nor suspect it was a bot. Sometimes they start off nice, or even praise you before getting nasty out of nowhere, like so:

But much like Grok, their newest obsession is nazism.

I don't know where they come from, or what purpose this could possibly serve other than suicidebaiting random people in the internet, I guess; but apparently they've started parroting names from real users to send these comments and shifting their general length to go by undetected. Maybe those are scrappers trying to train 'reviewbots' to be sold as part of some scam service promising to give feedback for newbie writers, who the fuck knows.

Here are more examples of the tone and backhanded compliments you can find in these:

If you regularly post on AO3 or interact with writers in it, please pass this along so they don't feel insane receiving bombs in their inbox. This is ridiculous.

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what could possibly be the motivation behind this other than simply wanting to hurt people and their creativity? at least other bots try to feed you propaganda or manipulate you into thinking someone/something is more popular than it is while they spout their bullshit.

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casually and neutrally drop "to protect the world from devastation." abruptly into the conversation and then pause for a moment.

if they seem confused continue with "to unite all people within our nation."

and if the light of comprehension still doesn't enter their eyes know that whoever your talking to cant recognize team rockets intro lines faster than my dad can.

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had this interaction playing Sea of Thieves today.

Them: .... so, are you religious at all?

Me: (slightly surprised) No. Not really.

Them: I see, well I'm Catholic... So... what do you believe happens when we die then? Heaven or just nothing?

Me: (Vary fucking surprised) .... Uh.. Ok, heavy topic while we're playing this pirate game but.. ya, probably nothing. more or less.

came out of goddamn nowhere. literally just peacefully sailing around and he dropped the 'where do you think we go when we die?' bomb while I was doing the crab dab below deck.

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"this person is funny/talented, im going to follow them."

while attempting to you realize your already following them and are overtaken by a strange pride that your past self made such a good decision.

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a bumblebee cruising up to a flower before smackin it around a lil to put it in it's place before snorting the pollen "awwww yaa.... thats the stuff."

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if i had the power to creat illusions i would

1. become a master of parkour

2. i would creat a illusion over myself to make it seem like i was vary obese

3. go to a public place and start showing off, im talking flips, scaling walls

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if i were somehow gain godlike power i would make a tribe of undiscovered ompalompas actually exist just so people can discover them and question what reality actually is.

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watching two rain drops race each other down the bus window, my favored drop grows more powerful with each fool it absorbs during its decent to hell.

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a streamer I watch did a thing where he would buy anything the viewers submitted and voted for on amazon as long as they were sfw. (someone else ordered the stuff so the things would be a surprise when they arrived)

I submitted a thing, people voted for it, and I got to watch the light leave their eyes as they opened a package to find a cat shaped tissue dispenser where you pull the tissues out of its butt.

that was a good day.

[daily-spooky]

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my sister worked at a old folks home once and they had a thing where they adopted some cats for the oldies there and a particular cat took a liking to this old women's bed so she proceeded to sleep in her lazy-boy from then on so the cat could have the full bed to them self.