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Venom (2018) in a nutshell

the symbiote: canonically gets jealous of the ladies eddie flirts with, also canonically attracted to ladies (as well as being attracted to eddie obvs), basically just a big slimy pansexual mess

#venom

Venom: Listen Eddie in this world it's yeet or be yeeten

Eddie: Please stop.

#venom

beaulesbian

are you

fucking kidding me??

??

#venom

ruubesz-draws

Bonus:

I just really like Venom

I CAN’T STOP DRAWING VENOM SHITPOSTS! I HAVE WORK TO DO! WHY AM I LIKE THIS?!?!?!

#venom

my-otp-list

Mo Dao Zu Shi donghua - Official promo posters

“Yun Meng Young Master Wei

Parted the world for 13 years

With time, many things have changed

Meeting that person from the old times

The tales of those days

Now retold, feel just as new.”

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“Thinking about 20 years prior

At Cloud Recesses

We met, still teenage age

Our encounter was too early

Yet our understanding came too late.”

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“18 years ago

Carrying thousands of treasured books

Escaping Cloud Recesses aflame

Meeting a new friend

It’s a joyful occasion

Smiling, hiding the sadness within.”

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“At Lotus Pier, the light goes up

The past comes pouring back

26 years

Once we were fellow disciples, now each goes our own way

If one day we meet again, no word is said

Still better than having too much to say.”

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(I feel that these poetic lines are beautiful and should be shared, so I tried to translate them. But it’s really tough to deliver the message. Sorry folks, I tried T^T)

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The following 3 posters’ texts are irrelevant to Mo Dao Zu Shi. These texts talk about students’ emotions (probably because last week there was University Entrance exam in China). So I leave these text untranslated.

#mzds

meantfortheshore

moremetalthanyourmom

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

youcangofindatree-deactivated20

Gotta try it

clevermanka

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

emmagrant01

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

mercurialkitty

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

songbirde108

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

onethingconstant

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

naeonnoir

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

retroasgardian-deactivated20180

spiduhgirl

It’s called the Murder Strut.

elegantmess100

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

b3gayd0crim3

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

daybreak96

This post went from Scientific to Feminist to Educational to HILARIOUS!

radiotopia

#make men get the fuck out of the way 2k17

angryschnauzer

I do this now. Stand my ground. Men look flabberghasted that i wont move out of the way. The most annoying thing is when i’m walking along holding Superpups hand (he’s 2.5 years old), and people walk right up to us and expect to go between us… so for me to let go of my toddlers hand for the sake of them. One person i actually had to put my free hand out and onto their chest to block the person to stop before they ploughed into us.

saintdri

I recently dipped my fingers in the Devilman pond and found the stark differences between my ships in it

fab-space-daddy

Dc

yaboybokuto

“YOU WERE CHOSEN BY THE GODS TO SET THIS WORLD RIGHT”

1st session and im already in regret we didnt record it because @yurka-on-ice is a SPLENDID DM

(played by @yotrashkid, @fab-space-daddy, @mahoushoujodowy)

#dnd #hala #carry me like a princess onee-san #tfw #moon princess

the name of the wind – a summary

kvothe: i'm going to do a thing

me: don't do the thing

kvothe: i'm doing it

me: kvothe no

kvothe: kvothe yes

older kvothe, narrating the story: of course, i was a fool

#kkc

gddr6

[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]

luminarai

listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay.