Still in Hell

Whatever the hell this is 

[fab-unicorn-slippers]

I can't believe they dragged me back here

[farvann]

a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it

[jamiebythesea]

[farvann]

a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it

[jamiebythesea]

[grumpipeach-deactivated20210519]

"Could he daily feel a stab of hunger for you, and find nourishment at the very sight of you? Yes."

[grandma-names-pokemon]

Oscar Scissorhand!

[fab-unicorn-slippers]

To anyone who still follows me

I've moved to twitter for most of my shitposting. Follow me if you'd like. Snak; @elsey27

[gyllenhaaldaily]

@vancityreynolds: These fucking assholes said it was a sweater party. 🎄

[mysharona1987]

[skywardkey]

Alien who turns against their planet for love is pretty anime tbh

[nukaswift]

Do y’all remember the 2006-2009 era of kids movies that were all about hidden fantasy and adventure and they all had the same vibes but wildly different stories? Cause I do.

[topmeladies]

I fucking loved watching spiderwick

[prokopetz]

“My super power is a horse.”

“You mean you have the strengths of a horse?”

“No.”

“Is it, like, a magic horse?”

“No.”

“Does it –”

“Let me stop you right there. No, it doesn’t have any special powers. It’s not particularly smarter than a regular horse, I can’t communicate with it telepathically, and I can’t summon it out of thin air. It’s just a horse.”

“… I guess I don’t see what makes that a super power, then. How is having a regular horse a super power?“

“Look behind you.“

“Why, whaholyshitit’sahorse.”

“See?”

“When did it get here? How did it get here?”

“Haven’t a clue. She just tends to show up whenever I need a horse.”

“What do you need a horse for right now?”

“Scaring the hell out of you, mostly.”

[leavesofgas]

Ted Cruz lost his virginity to a hot pocket

[teathattast]

[littlemissh0ney]

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[madmadamemimble]

the lip syncing has me shook to absolute death

[durangotroi]

Credit @Aelkus on Twitter

[itsallavengers]

Oh so you think Steve Rogers, who grew up during the Great Depression & Also fought in WW2, doesn’t have a fatalistic sense of humour that rivals that of the most hardened Gen Z teen? Hah okay then

[itsallavengers]

Peter Parker, after failing his Spanish assessment: Lol when will death befall me

The rest of the Avengers: Ohmygod Peter honey it’s okay it’ll get better I promise please don’t say things like that you’re gonna be okay-

Steve, high-fiving him: We can only pray the reaper will arrive early for his appointment with us kid

[itsallavengers]

The first conversation they ever have is when they both have breakfast at the Avengers Tower. Steve burns his toast & he just looks at the wall and declares, completely deadpan, “There is literally No Point to existence At All’ and then on the other side of the room he hears the instant response of “oh mood” which is basically the story of how Peter Parker & Steve Rogers bonded for life.

[this-is-me-irl]

[must-be-mythtaken]

Hot take: Westley is way too dramatic and Extra ™ to not be bisexual.