i have pepperoni in my bra

"If I had a dollar for every time I felt more emotion for a fictional character than people in real life, I could pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need"

[imlostsomwhere]

‘And Death wept for Agatha Harkness,

Done done done done!!! thank you for the nice response on previous post love u silly people on my phone

[petridishbabydesigns]

It was Agatha. November, 2024.

[iheartsteve0704]

I still cannot believe we have this scene in a Disney+ mcu show like idk we won lmao

[maurypovichofficial2]

people will look at a 25+ age LGBT person and say "what do you mean you're not interested in watching this very sanitized story about two 14 year olds having their first kiss and falling in love DO YALL WANT REPRESENTATION OR NOT 😡"

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[evgar]

having death on her knees... crazy stuff only agatha harkness could do

[michaun]

Rabbit Heart (Raise it Up) - Florence + the Machine

[existennialmemes]

BCBS: Yeah if your surgery takes longer than our admin staff with no medical training thinks it should, you have to pay out of pocket for the anesthesia.

UHC CEO: [assassinated in the street]

BCBS: ... You know we were just joking about that anesthesia thing ha ha we would never. We love keeping our brains inside customers happy.

[foone]

Christmas advice for ladies (crossposted from Old Weird Scotland on mastodon, with permission)

I want you all to keep this in mind!

[odinsblog]

[tailfriend]

they need to make a pocket dimension you can hide in where time doesn't pass and everything is soft

[nyoclosmom]

[not-so-rosyyy]

THIS DIVAAAAAAAAAA

[i-m-snek]

"Why are you still on tumblr, it's a dead site" Tumblr is the ONLY site that still works in the way of -Follow this person, see their posts- instead of -you stopped scrolling and stayed on this post for .2 seconds longer than others, here's 100 more posts like it- I hate algorithms. Tumblr has its many issues. But at least I keep my choice of what I see.

[markscherz]

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE BACK

[lucyllawless]

Agathario Au: Agatha isn't ready to let Rio go back to "work" just yet.

[djoswiftie]

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.