the b & b buddy bunky brothers

Nikki (they/them) 34 getting back into my tumblr era 👌🏻

[nat-20s]

As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

[hellenhighwater]

How did you train your cats to not wake you up?

By rolling over and stubbornly feigning sleep if they did.

Their brains are little cause-effect engines. If standing next to your face and yelling until you feed them doesn't actually produce that result, they'll eventually stop doing it. You just have to outlast them.

[tafkarfanfic]

So, we tried doing this with a cat we were looking after. We would not get up until the alarm clock went off.

One morning, he was standing by my head and screaming, but not in my ear. I looked up and saw that he had his little face one inch from the alarm clock. Because we only woke up when the alarm clock went off, he decided that it was the alarm clock that he needed to scream at until it woke up.

[luntfontanne]

thinking about a soon to be unemployed 55 year old divorcee: i could be her second divorce

[cilantrhoes]

[loverofboob]

"I'm so normal about this" good for you. I'm so perverted and predatory about it

[kosmogrl]

[shinytarountula]

Everyone wants a milf but nobody wants “😂” in their sexting make up your mindssss

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

oh thank goodness

[ghost-faces-deactivated20250916]

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

[thememedaddy]

[animusrox]

[remanence-of-love]

[loveridden1999]

"this too shall pass" sure but have you considered the fact that i don't like the way it's passing

[curioscurio]

If "this too" could stop passing like a kidney stone that would be great thanks

[the-haiku-bot]

If “this too” could stop

passing like a kidney stone

that would be great thanks

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[gayvampyr]

no one loves middle aged women more than lesbians and the thing is we’re so right

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[64mpg]

i can’t wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments