it's them aliens again

dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program

[haleths]

30 DAY LOTR CHALLENGE | Day 1 ➼ Favourite film

“We come to it at last. The great battle of our time.”

[armadillorollup]

tolkien go

go outside. go on an adventure. find some people living in forests. watch your friends die. come home a changed person after witnessing the horrors of war. 

[fabulousastronaut]

me thinking about myself sleeping earlier: god damn i wish that were me

[kelgrid]

Thx for the inspirational speech, yoda

[fabulousastronaut]

Darth Vader, guilty of multiple counts of genocide, attacking his own son: If you won't turn to the dark side I'll kill you.

Luke: I know there is still good in you father and I will not fight you.

Ben Solo, guilty of nothing, asleep: *vaguely emo*

Luke: Hello naughty child it's murder time.

[snorlaxatives]

stranger things makes me feel so nostalgic for the 80s which is weird because i wasn’t even alive for that decade why do i miss it 

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

[goldcrescent]

We all thought Loki was the odd one out but it turns out Thor is actually the friendly jock middle child in a family of bitchy drama club goths

[asexualizing-backup-deactivated]

liking abba is not your taste in music it’s a way of life and people who don’t like abba can’t reach the ideal world and that is what plato talked about

[zelda-miku]

“if you don’t like dancing queen then fuck you” -Plato, 320 BC

[uncleanakin]

sometimes an acapella group is just you and your 5000 force-vision clones

[do-you-have-a-flag]

[uncleanakin]

wh-what

who are they

[do-you-have-a-flag]

this is he

[gallusrostromegalus]

Since some of you haven’t seen this somehow.  pls enjoy Weird Al 

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

Don McLean, the original singer of “American Pie” (I mention this because some of y'all apparently don’t recognise Weird Al in an Obi-Wan Kenobi costume so who knows what other gaps there are in your education), has said that sometimes when singing the song live he starts to think of the Star Wars version of the lyrics. A fun challenge is to sing the Star Wars lyrics AT THE SAME TIME as the original song plays in the car.

[banahbanah]

ok but if you haven’t heard it you’re ALSO unaware of the fact that he wrote it before the movie came out based entirely on internet spoilers.

in 1999.

he may actually be a jedi.

[anakinskywalk]

When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master.

[fabulousastronaut]

Why I'd Be Kicked Out of The Scooby Gang

Shaggy: Zoinks

Scooby: Ruh-roh

Daphne: Jeepers

Velma: Jinkies

Me: Well fuck

[brainstatic]

Kylo Ren really is a great example for how sci fi/fantasy writers should tailor their worlds to fit the times, so it could resonate with the actual audience reading them. There would be no point in making a Hitler villain anymore, because we’re not afraid of Hitler, we’re afraid of the 25-year-old malcontented white boy who fondles Hitler memorabilia while sulking in his room.

[plain-flavoured-english]

Somebody pointed out to me that the First Order aren’t coded as Nazis, they’re coded as neo-Nazis, which is worse, because these are people who looked at horrific historical atrocities with the benefit of hindsight and went, ‘Yes, that’s exactly what we should do again, but this time more’

People complaining that Starkiller Base is a rip-off of the Death Star and that Kylo Ren is a whiny emo fanboy don’t realize that this is exactly the point

[solongkylo]

hux: why didnt you kill that scavanger girl when you had the chance? 

kylo:

[ridleydaisy]

Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) dir. Rian Johnson

[emotionalmotionsicknesses]

stranger things: behind the scenes of season 2

[jaykiiro]

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)