FaceplantElephant

Hi friend. Here is a collection of things that made me feel something. (Or laugh uncontrollably.)

[nevereverbeensosatisfied]

[ijustwantchipotle]

EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO

[alllforyouandmore]

ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD

[therothwoman]

This video is a gift.

[livingonthecuspofdeath]

I want what she’s having.

[facebookstaff-blog]

‘okay calm down deedee’

[hcandersen]

[dragondicks]

[izyurfimenipaflanyant]

[gransmells-archive-deactivated2]

i still havent gotten over this post

[the-fearless-tall-dude-killer-d]

[paper--elly]

LOSING MY SHIT

[pizza-dome]

im gunNA VOMIT

[idiot-fucking-hippies]

aha i just watched over a minute with the sound off on auto play and i was like “yeah wow what a great and useful product.” i just turned the sound on… OH

[matduka-deactivated20171209]

there are TEARS

[shitpostempire]

[weloveshortvideos]

The end…

[lil-introv3rt]

That was savage

[mayonesaconlimon-deactivated201]

Oh hell no…..

[weloveshortvideos]

“he doesnt bark he just yells”

[joshpeck]

[dogvines]

[literal-ghost]

#friendly bard approaches with a nice song

[big-blasphemy]

[didney-worl-no-uta]

[cicadachild-deactivated20191130]

my stomach hurts

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did

[warpedchyld]

I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up

[startrekrenegades]

[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter) it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. (sniffing, snorting, laughing) of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– (sniff) 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs) “The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – (cracks up, giggles, snorts) ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! (sniffs, calms down a little) So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER) Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]

[mirab3lle]

It’s times like this I’m grateful for the people that caption videos.

[nickyhemmickk]

@hughjackass

[the-darkest-of-souls]

@bennygal16

[faceplantelephant]

[salticid]

a girl talk to me

[moaccyrk]

This is the best post I ever seen on tumblr.

[sapphic-galaxy]

[actualdogvines]

“How she welcomes me home everyday. ❤️”

[pagingme]

boom

[shia-suprise]

Holy shit turn on the audio

[dogstickz-deactivated20161113]

PLEASE TURN ON THE AUDIO

[saxophone-kraken]

I will reblog this every time I see it because literally every time I cannot handle it

[fennethianell]

[overtheunderpass]

I love it!!!

[joshpeck]

this is so funny & pure

[psyducked]

I’m such a happy Chewbacca!!

[officialjiggly]

my mom

[lampsarepeopletoo]

This is the best

[faceplantelephant]

Bless!  x)

[deadpoolsheik]