I swear, I'm better when I'm working!

I'm Felix McCormick! The great-great-something grandson of the Great Brian McCormick, Assassin and leading man against the Templars in Ireland! [[Assassin's Creed OC RP blog. I am so sorry.]]

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/not so casually busts back into the apartment/

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Dude, there was like this freaky Templar-not-human thingy here and I mean here as in in the apartment. And he tore me wide open. We gotta get back on the road asap. Did you guys get our next gig yet or what?

/Not even fazed by the full view of the nekkid ass. But you should probably tan that shit. It’s pale as a ghost./ Dude, what the hell are you talking about- yeah, shit. Everything’s all ready to go. 

/fuck you, my ass is spectacular and I burn like toast/

Black and sharp, physics fuckery, like a goddamn 90s mall-goth on speed dude. Magnum steroids, speed, and fairy dust. I don't know how to explain it, but we need to go before it shows up again since it's definitely Templar-buddy-buddy.

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/not so casually busts back into the apartment/

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Yeah. Where the hell have you been?!

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Dude, th’FUCK are you guys still doing here?! I go missing and y’all just sit here on your-

Not important. We need to get out. Like now. 

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Excuse me for working my ass of- 

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/speaking of asses, you're probably seeing Felix's while he's fridge diving/

Dude, there was like this freaky Templar-not-human thingy here and I mean here as in in the apartment. And he tore me wide open. We gotta get back on the road asap. Did you guys get our next gig yet or what?

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I do not understand.

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Welp. My day got better.

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/not so casually busts back into the apartment/

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Yeah. Where the hell have you been?!

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Dude, th'FUCK are you guys still doing here?! I go missing and y'all just sit here on your-

Not important. We need to get out. Like now. 

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/not so casually busts back into the apartment/

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I’d hate to see your real landing style, if that’s your ‘solid’ one. /contemplate the idea to follow….. Maybe/

Yeah, everyone hates seeing me au natural. You wouldn’t be the first. /starts looking around for a bus stop/ ……fuuuuck I have no idea which friggin’ hospital this is.

……./grumbles and makes his way outside, easily climbing down and dropping in a crouch/ Well, let’s put it this way, you can run in any direction to avoid it.

Ah, but that's the kicker. Only one way brings me back home and Boston Metro can get tricky. /stretches and turns to look at you/ So what brings you out here, dude? 

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/glances back and stares at the window/ Need help down there? Or should I just leave you to die in the wilderness?

/sticks a thumbs-up out of the bush/ Nah, dude! I’m cool! …..mighta cracked a rib, but that’s nothing I can’t get fixed…/flops out of the bush and doublechecks himself/ Solid landing! 

I’d hate to see your real landing style, if that’s your ‘solid’ one. /contemplate the idea to follow….. Maybe/

Yeah, everyone hates seeing me au natural. You wouldn't be the first. /starts looking around for a bus stop/ ......fuuuuck I have no idea which friggin' hospital this is.

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/watches Felix perfect his escaping skills/ Front doors work just as well you know!

Didja miss Nurse Ratchet, dude? She’s like a friggin’ truck! I’m not skipping bill with her in the-/slips and drops a good ten or so feet into a bush/ FUCK.

/glances back and stares at the window/ Need help down there? Or should I just leave you to die in the wilderness?

/sticks a thumbs-up out of the bush/ Nah, dude! I'm cool! .....mighta cracked a rib, but that's nothing I can't get fixed.../flops out of the bush and doublechecks himself/ Solid landing! 

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Classy. Good luck with that. Let me now how it goes for you. Unless, you’re gonna need more of my…..given help… /pleasesayno/

Damn straight. I’m the classiest bastard this side of the train tracks. /might be perching on a ledge outside the window/ ….nah, I think I’ll be cool. If I fall, it’s not like the hospital’s far, yeah? /snickers/ 

Sure. But that’s not a great concern right now…/tempted to shove/

Yeah, yeah…business and all that noise. /prods a few times at a storm drain/ ….god, I hope this shit ends up on Jackass. 

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/watches Felix perfect his escaping skills/ Front doors work just as well you know!

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Didja miss Nurse Ratchet, dude? She's like a friggin' truck! I'm not skipping bill with her in the-/slips and drops a good ten or so feet into a bush/ FUCK.

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Classy. Good luck with that. Let me now how it goes for you. Unless, you’re gonna need more of my…..given help… /pleasesayno/

Damn straight. I’m the classiest bastard this side of the train tracks. /might be perching on a ledge outside the window/ ….nah, I think I’ll be cool. If I fall, it’s not like the hospital’s far, yeah? /snickers/ 

Sure. But that’s not a great concern right now…/tempted to shove/

Yeah, yeah...business and all that noise. /prods a few times at a storm drain/ ....god, I hope this shit ends up on Jackass. 

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20th of February. 2012. Wait, you plan to just, escapes a hospital..?

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Aw fuckin’ hell, that long!? I swear, if I ever see that little fuckhead again…guh. Escape, followed by a double bacon cheeseburger and cell relocation. Not exactly in that order. Provided, y’know, no one’s moved yet. 

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Classy. Good luck with that. Let me now how it goes for you. Unless, you’re gonna need more of my…..given help… /pleasesayno/

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Damn straight. I'm the classiest bastard this side of the train tracks. /might be perching on a ledge outside the window/ ....nah, I think I'll be cool. If I fall, it's not like the hospital's far, yeah? /snickers/ 

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20th of February. 2012. Wait, you plan to just, escapes a hospital..?

. . .

Aw fuckin' hell, that long!? I swear, if I ever see that little fuckhead again...guh. Escape, followed by a double bacon cheeseburger and cell relocation. Not exactly in that order. Provided, y'know, no one's moved yet.