Sure I'll Reblog, For The Economy

Used to be art only. Now it's whatever.

[chemicalico]

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

[eatthekidsfirst]

friends with consequences

[estrogenpatchnotes]

My job? I’m the bat enemy in 2D games that flies at you from a diagonal angle you can’t shoot in, it’s an under appreciated role but really serves to test the player’s understanding of the mechanics leading up to harder challenges. I also receive an intense smug satisfaction when they can’t hit me.

[theunfairfolk]

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

[ttnn77]

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

[dateamonster]

i love it when vampires have biiiig fucking fangs for no good reason

[stayatsam]

Rotten on the inside

(OC, he/him)

[rottenvampbat]

I don’t have any disorders these are all symptoms of being a vampire

[kuinesis-deactivated20190107]

Yugo Kohrogi mouth paintings

[greelin]

[EXTREMELY HAUNTED & HOLLOW-EYED LOOK] yeah man i’m doing. Really good

[vamptits]

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

[vamptits]

I'm having my first 24/7 dom/sub relationship with the entirety of the fucking sun

[romancenjoyer]

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief every day

[vintricles]

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

[isabellecantread]

first rule of parasite infection is to have fun and be yourself

[lesbianmasterchief]

second rule is to start being something else

[pjackk]

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

[gyrovagi]

(smugly) actually all narration is unreliable because language can only ever communicate through approximation

[starlitmyre]

"what if they fucked" WRONG. what if they ruined each other's lives irreparably. what if there was nothing left but a smoldering heap. what if everything that brought them together twisted and corroded and ripped them apart. and then they fucked.

[6mayhem]

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon