Facts About Dave Mustaine

Here are some little known facts about the legendary Megadeth frontman. Do you know a fact? Send an ask!

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Dave Mustaine and FutureDave meet twice a month to discuss the goblin takeover.

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The entire Rust In Peace album is actually an hour-long Wilhelm scream played backwards.

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Dave Mustaine is planning to steal Metallica's tour bus from the Smithsonian.

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Dave Mustaine is actually a materialized shitpost algorithm.

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Does Dave Djent?

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The reason Dave Mustaine is so ginger is because his mother drank mustard daily and she craved cheddar cheese during her pregnancy. He was also baptized in Cheese Whiz.

Well the mustard explains his hair and the Cheese Whiz explains his lyrical content.

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NERF THIS!

Dave Mustaine (while blowing up a mech suit)

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Dave Mustaine is the voice of Gordon Freeman

He's been sitting in the Valve studio for 10 years, waiting to reprise his role.

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Dave Mustaine's most prized possession is a friendship necklace given to him by Lars Ulrich in 1980.

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After failing the Davepocalypse for the third time, Dave Mustaine has begun using his Clones as an alternative energy source.

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Dave Mustaine originally considered a career as a full-time sorceress.

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Dave Mustaine is actually part of the Misfits reunion, he's the one who broke up the line up after all

At this point he's become their official hype man.

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Dave Mustaine single handedly dug America out of the Great Meme Shortage of 1985.

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Interestingly enough Dave Mustaine had a cigar brand in the works called "Smoking Bullets" but it was cancelled after product testing after several people died do to the sawdust and gunpowder in place instead of any real tobacco.

Well they were made with real bullets. He should have seen it coming.

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Vape for me daddy.

Dave Mustaine

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Dave's diet consists of mostly raw whole onions and the blood of heroes.

He marinates the onions in the blood.

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Dave Mustaine has a hollow leg stuffed with M&M's.