spacing out

Skittles they/them I like dyeing my hair

[glumshoe]

HEY YOU

stop picking at your lip

[glumshoe]

and you, over there? leave your cuticles alone. 

[glumshoe]

and don’t touch that weird bump at the back of your scalp, for fuck’s sake

[glumshoe]

so much as think about biting the inside of your cheeks and I will come to your house and Get you

[my-aesthetic-vibes]

All Cats Are Beautiful

[doujinshi]

people still think you become rich ??? from working hard?????? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dat-soldier]

[bonerfart]

i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room

[the90swerentreal]

[dangerbabegang]

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

[spork-of-humanity]

Reblog to literally save a life

[hipsandheartbreak]

if there is a Dollar Tree near you, they have entire food aisles

Planet Fitness also has $10 memberships. you can shower and they have free food days! pizza night 1st monday every month, bagel tuesday the 2nd tuesday every month.

[himynameisrollin-deactivated201]

Save a life reblog

[kukachoosays]

i am so glad that i renblogged this however so long ago. i saw this post and shared it with others in mind, but now i am the one who really needs this. id like to think of this as good karma i guess

[comrade-jiang]

also a good list if anyone ever needs to run away from home for whatever reason.

[galaxysorbet]

I’d also like to add that some YMCA’s will let you like,,, live in there (my dad lived in a ymca for a bit while he was in grad school till some guy who turned out to be a murder later on invited him to live on his couch BUT THATS A DIFFERENT STORY)

[fandomthesickness]

Pls reblog

[dare-to-dm]

Libraries are an amazing resource.  They provide shelter from the elements during the day, and have free internet access so you can job hunt, do research, check your messages and communicate and also seek entertainment.  

PLUS many librarians are super informed about local resources and can point you towards other organizations that can help you with food, employment skills and finding affordable housing.

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

if you live in a college town, absolutely make use of those resources. campus is packed full of extra shit that goes wasted/unused and it’s incredibly easy to blend in, people are usually too busy too question what’s going on around them (plus, i’ve already seen some wild shit on campus so it’s pretty much ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ at everything at this point)

generally their food areas/stores are easy to shoplift from (or, if dumpster diving is your shtick that works too)

lots of laundry areas for students

24 hour library rooms, they say you need a ID but no one checks

[tofillwithfruit]

i always hated how low-poly and poorly textured the far-off terrain was in new vegas but it turns out that’s actually what nevada looks like

[airdotcaptain]

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

[adriofthedead]

[tobiaswraithwall]

[thursday]

“When Rainn’s on the exercise ball bouncing up and down, and I come over and I stab it with the scissors. In every other take we did, I stabbed it and it just slowly goes down. And the camera angle was that he just slowly ducked behind the thing and it was incredible. On the last take they were like “do one more.” And I remember going over and I went “boom”! And I must have hit the seam or something. And it exploded. He hit the ground as hard as I’ve ever seen a human hit the ground. If you go back and watch that episode, I just dive out because I am crying laughing.” - John Krasinski 

[somecutething]

What are they doing!? 😂😂

[taragrimface]

the ritual

[sighinastorm]

[dutchster]

Party Rock Anthem has the same BPM as Uptown Girl (x)

[richiefuckfacetozier]

This is my favorite thing to exist

[kaspbrak-eddie]

all the gays when this song comes on in the club

[thefloatingstone]

In honour of its 10 year anniversary I want to show you guys my favourite Twilight shitpost image that my laptop says I saved to my hard drive in January of 2010

[mindblowingfactz]

When 50 deaf Nicaraguan children, who didn’t know sign language, were put in a school together they developed their own sign language. Scientists are still studying the unique spontaneous appearance of language and its ongoing development and introduction of grammar. source

image via signwriting

[weloveshortvideos]

Guillotine vs a spray paint can.

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

this caption is so deceptive, this video is so much more than that

[tofuimpala]

imagine being a billionaire and never going 2 public school once in your life and becoming the secretary of education and priding yourself on taking away resources from low income children who actually do attend public schools. If that isn’t like, genuine evil i don’t know what is

[satorugojjo]

After 3 months of glitchy websites and deliberation, the Percy Jackson Greek Godly Parent Quiz is finally complete. 33 questions long, and inspired by Pottermore and Golden Compass quizzes, take the quiz to find out which is your Greek godly parent/patron. The results include the 12 Olympians and Hades, and shouldn’t take you more than 10 minutes.

I can edit the quiz anytime I like, so please spread the word and I am open to any feedback and comments at any time. You can leave them in the tags or send a message to me directly! 

Quiz Link : You can take the quiz here, and you can find the link on my sidebar as well.

Alternate Link: If the above doesn’t work, I’ve embedded the quiz onto my blog over here.

[teamperseus]

Guys, this is it. This is the time for you to pass this test and to know who you really are. This is the day when all those “Do you like death? Or achitecture? Or fashion?” quizes can be left alone in the past. This is the day for THE quiz. 

[ryebreadgf]

can every mutual i have do this so i can start judging you by this instead of the zodiac

[sh00tingm3d0wn]

guys guys guys do this

[ryan-potter]

Dev Patel apologizes for M. Night Shyalaman’s The Last Airbender (x)

[runwithskizzers]

WELL THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE SEEN TODAY