Andrew: I’ll have a martini dry
Neil, staring at all the liquid ingredients: I don’t know how to tell you this
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Sweet Seals For You, Always
trying on a metaphor
cherry valley forever

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

@theartofmadeline

Kaledo Art

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Three Goblin Art

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oozey mess

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Monterey Bay Aquarium

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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Jules of Nature
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@fade-into-perfection
Andrew: I’ll have a martini dry
Neil, staring at all the liquid ingredients: I don’t know how to tell you this
u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach
those of us who’ve been on tumblr 5+ years:
“Stevie Nicks surrounds herself with girls. Wherever she goes, she brings girls. “I can’t imagine you in a bathing suit,” someone says in an interview for Rolling Stone, when Stevie says she likes to play in the pool in her backyard. “Yeah, well, you never will,” Stevie says. “And there is never — ever — a man in the backyard. If there is, he is banished to the front of the house.” Men don’t get to look at Stevie Nicks unless Stevie Nicks wants men to look at Stevie Nicks.”
— (via bjorkdoll)
i think about this every day of my life
bdjdjeksj I love her
‘relics’
im always gonna be a sucker for couples stealing each other’s clothes pfpf
shoplifting I can understand: poor people in countries where food-programs (e.g. Tafel) or clothing donation doesn't exist stealing necessities in order to survive
shoplifting I don't understand at all and which I want people to go to jail for: rich kids stealing makeup and clothes from high-end stores or generally from anywhere for the "kicks and fun" of it
Me: *inhales entire kitchen in 00.03 seconds after having starved for only a day*
My ed: ...
Me: I feel so happy, anorexia who? What’s a calorie? We need to grab more chips lol. Is this recovery?
Me, 30 minuets later: the happiness was a lie. What have I done?
My ed: you stupid bitch
tips n tricks for cool kids Add your own tips if you got em!
DONT SHARE EUGENIA THINSPO
I swear to shit if I see one of you fuckos posting or reblogging Eugenia thinspo I'll smack you right in the fucking face. She's in recovery and if you dare disrespect that you're a piece of shit
i can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension
strawberry shortcake by melanie martinez - like/reblog if saved
When you finally manage to contact god and she just doesn’t give a shit.
old meme, i know, but he is baby
I’ve been laughing T this for five mKinutes I’m. crYing
*shpluurtch*