So it goes.

Kelsey Marie. 24. Sleepiest girl on the planet.

[toastbutteregg]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Thinking about that guy that created a cleanroom in his local makerspace and built an entire gene therapy from scratch, making a virus that supposedly delivered the ability to digest lactose and then SWALLOWED IT LIKE A MAD SCIENTIST AND CURED HIMSELF OF LACTOSE INTOLERANCE, EATING TWO CHEESE PIZZAS TO PROVE IT

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

The balls on this guy

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Anyway we need more of these people

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

To reiterate, this guy created a virus FROM SCRATCH to change all of the cells of his stomach lining. And then he SWALLOWED it!!. And it worked!!! Amsmzkdkejshdmxidkdhdjwjdodjfh I could never

[cerothenull]

The craving for Cheese unhindered is a powerful thing

[oriax]

[kelssiel]

this guy: if i had lactose intolerance i would simply cure it

this guy, eating a block of cheese: rip to y’all but i’m different

[ampervadasz]

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times

[queenhelenblackthorn]

Was anybody going to tell me that the area 51 raid has a wikipedia page that's worded as if it were a literal catastrophic disaster or was I supposed to find out the day before while reblogging area 51 raid memes?

[unclefather]

It’s them

[unclefather]

those are lambchops parents

[werewolfie]

idk why, but for some reason i find photoshopped pictures of poptart boxes with fake ridiculous, outrageous flavor names to be the funniest freaking thing

like this is hysterical

[boompercars]

Imagine the drama if apple added a feature that notified you if someone took a screenshot of your conversation

[whateverthepoodle-deactivated20]

This is still the biggest mood tbh

[the-dodo]

Isn’t it satisfying when big cats fit perfectly in small boxes?

[thenatsdorf]

Female Royal Flycatcher (via)

[unfuckthereallife]

@bagofbirds

[k25ff]

@itsbenedict writes:  #that’s a *female*???#do flycatchers flip the usual plumage signaling behavior for birds#or do the males look even MORE outlandish

And the answer is that, depending on species, the males look about the same, just with different-coloured hats.

Observe.

[epithanyrae]

@elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

it’s important to have a good hat

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

[2rsquared]

I want a new character

[theprettyboysclub]

Then make one.

[mundanemelusina]

“Then make one” has the same energy as “then perish” but like. Opposite. Same and opposite.

[ruinedchildhood]

Nobody: Still Nobody: Naruto fans:

[emiria]

[recommend]

Photos that look like real life glitches (x)

[rat-mama]

[opallbeifong]

How could I possibly choose