candy cigarettes

life is hard but i'm harder.

[allidoisreid]

Emily Prentiss could do WHATEEEEEEVER she wants with me and id thank her if I have permission to talk

[mistiemoon]

BITING THE CAGES OF MY ENCLOSURE LET ME GET AT HIM

Safe to say I love MGG with a beard.

[yellow-cat]

im not really worried about aging because im only going to become hotter and more insane the older i get

[mynorthernattitude]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[effortlesslysweet]

"you have to get cracked by ryland grace, colt seavers, holland march, sebastian wilder and noah calhoun to save your friends" i'm prepared to make that sacrifice

[haydenssweetheart]

now, i saw a yes mommy for anakin & now im fed one for spencer??? im soaked omfg

[deanwinchesterbyradiohead]

[aislinn222]

[wyllapproves]

Like am I supposed to pinch his cheeks or bounce on his dick I can’t decide

[bloodyboi]

[wisteria-bae]

When I’m reading a smut fic and tryna figure out what position they’re in

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[yourlocalcuntette]

nothing fucks me over harder then the seven adds i have to listen to on Spotify after every three songs cause i refuse to pay premium

[hotchnerss]

id jump on it until every bone in his body breaks into pieces

[onlygirlleftonearth]

[writingdose]

genuine writers getting wrongly accused of using ai because of witch hunt and proper grammar/structure in their works must be what being a woman in the 1600s who is wrongly accused of being a witch because she can read and is intelligent feels like

[spencereidluver]

are yoi goikjg to make speencer have a big peempis

this is the funniest ask i've ever recieved holy fuck i'm framing this